ISABELA'S POV
Abuela is really stressing me out. In fact, the whole family is stressing me out. There's so much pressure on me to be the perfect child. And I know what you're thinking; "Shut the fuck up you have it easy, everyone loves you and you're perfect."
But it's so much more than that.
Abuela wants me to marry Mariano, but the way he walks gives me the ick. So that's not fucking happening.
But even if he walked like a normal human being I wouldn't even pay attention to him. He's an ugly fuck for one, but also, I'm lowkey 🌈🏳️🌈👩🏻❤️💋👩🏽.
I still haven't told anyone, I'm afraid they won't accept me. I need to tell someone who isn't in my family, who probably won't accept me just because of their hatred for me but it's whatever XD XD XD.
ADRIANA'S POV
I'm walking down to the town centre, because even though I hate the bitch I'm seriously in need of one of those magical healing arepas. I tried to slide down my stair bannister this morning and I literally fell off it and all the way down the stairs. Safe to say I'm battered and bruised..
Once I got there, I saw Julieta at a stall just outside of her casita, with a table of yummy looking, magical healing, pain treating, aesthetic pastries.
"Hi Julieta!" I said, a fake smile plastered on my face.
"Adriana." She folded her arms at me, giving me the dirtiest look I have ever received.
"Uh..what'd I do wrong?"
"Sorry, do you not recall what you did yesterday? To my daughter?" She asked, I'm assuming rhetorically by the tone she was using.
"Oh! Uh, I'm sorry about pushing Mirabel over like that. But remember, there's always a positive to every dark side!" I attempted to shift conversation, but all failed.
"Please inform me of the positives of shoving my daughter into a stall full of fruit, I would love to know."
"Well think about it this way, you now have someone to test your recipes on! I'm sure that push left a few bruises because what can I say.." I flexed my muscles. "But hey! Now you can see if your recipes really do be doing their jobs! You're welcome!" I smiled brightly at her.
"Why are you here anyways, I assume you want me to heal those nasty bruises on your arm? Or your busted lip?" She rolled her eyes, handing me an absolutely leng looking pastry.
I scranned that shit right up, gobbling it so fast it was gone within seconds.
"Yum. Thanks gal!" I said, blowing her a kiss and walking away.
Before I bumped into someone..
"Adriana! Hi!" She smiled, as if her and her ugly ass siblings didn't harass me yesterday.
"Isabela. What's up!" I returned her energy sarcastically, seeing how she would take it.
"Can I talk to you? Please?" She asked me, a pleading look displayed on her face.
"Uhh..sure?"
I'm literally so confused why does Isabela wanna talk to ME of all people..couldn't she just talk to Marianhoe or something??
She led me to the river, sitting by a rock. I stayed standing because this could be a plot to murder me, and I need to plan the fastest getaway. That would not be possible if I was sitting down.
"I know you're probably wondering why I'm talking to YOU of all people in this town." She began.
"Wow you read my mind!!"
"Well I've been struggling recently, and I don't know who to talk to. I don't want to talk to Abuela, or my hermanas, they just won't understand." She said.
"And what makes you think I'll understand, or I care even??"
"Please just hear me out. You don't have to accept me or anything, after I'm done ranting you can walk away, you can completely ignore me. Just please listen, that's all I ask of you." She sighed, fidgeting with her hands.
Now you may think I'm a complete and total dickhead with no human decency.
But surprise bitch!
I stayed, and I listened.
"So, I assume you've heard about Mariano wanting my hand in marriage, but that's the last thing I want."
"Thank goodness for that mate have you seen that ugly fuck? Even the way he walks is enough to send me straight to the toilet to throw up in that bitch.." I cringed just thinking about it.
"BITCH I KNOW THATS WHAT I BEEN SAYIN!" She exclaimed.
"Anyways, as well as his horrendous walk, I also just don't feel attracted to him...or men at all even..." She stopped talking, looking up at me for approval.
"So you're gay?" I asked.
"Um..yeah..I don't know why I'm telling you of all people but I just don't know how to go about telling the rest of the family..I'm such a disappointment.."
"YOU GAY??"
"Um yes? Are you making fun of me? I feel like you're making fun of me?" Isabela remarked.
"FUCK OUT MY WAY WHEN YOU SEE ME. AM ROLLIN WITH THE LGBT"
"If you're not gonna take me seriously I'll just leave, I seriously don't know what possessed me into thinking you were going to take this kindly."
Ok now I feel a little bad..
"No girl I didn't mean it like that, It's just obviously my gift is to read people's minds, I've known you're fruity for longer than you have acknowledged it." I took a breath, looking DEEPLY into her eyes. "Plus, I'm not gonna out anyone so I'm not gonna be using any names but half the people round here do be a little on the fruity side, I can hear their thoughts questioning themselves on the daily.. even I be questioning these days. I mean some people round here just give me the tingles like when you pass someone super hot and you're like omg they're so cute I wish they'd just-" I stopped mid sentence realising I'd gone on a rant for absolutely no reason..
"Sorry, what I'm trying to say is everyone will be accepting. What you need to do is go tell someone to get this wedding cancelled, you don't wanna end up with someone you'll be in a long life of unhappiness with forever do you?" I looked at her, and her face was radiating sad aesthetic poor gal.
"I get you! Thank you for being so supportive. I'll see you around k?" She stood up, meeting me with a warm embrace.
"Uuuuuuuuhhhhh no problem.." I hugged her back awkwardly, but she didn't seem to notice the uncomfortable energy I was emitting.
She ran away happily, leaving me by the river on my own.
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A/N
Idk why this book be getting actual views it was supposed to be satire but this chapter do be sounding a lil serious..I'm just bored so I'll be back once I think of another title starting with madrig-
So far we got madriguys, madrigays, what next??
OMG MADRIGIMPS COMING SOON😍
