I took two tea cups out of the cabinets, as the kettle's high pitch screech indicated that the tea was ready.
I cautiously poured the tea into each cup, then I made my way over to Mrs.Russe, who was basically shaking in her chair. God knows what's going on in her mind. I gave her the tea and she instantly chugged it down, and probably burned her tongue in the process.
"Um.... so Mrs. Russe, what did you want to talk about it?"
"My son called."
"Oh, that's great, at least you know he's okay now." I tried smiling at her but she was still fidgeting.
"No, sweetheart you don't get it, he might be alright but I won't be sure until I see him here, in front of me."
"Well only time will tell, just be patient I'm sure he'll be back soon." I continued sipping on my tea, looking slyly at my fridge aka Xavier's obnoxious ass, lighting up.
"What's wrong with your fridge Jade?"
"Oh...it's nothing, it just does that sometimes, one could say it's really stupid ." I grinned knowing he heard me, because he stopped lighting up.
"Well I know a guy who could fix that problem, i'll have him come in tomorrow if you want."
"Oh no no!" I can't believe I'm about to say this, "I love the fridge too much you see, it holds a sentimental value." I hugged it or him, ugh, to convince her, she couldn't help but look at me like I belonged in a mental hospital.
"Well um Jade, it was nice talking to you and all, i'm gonna go now. See you at work dear." She quickly pushed her chair, got her purse and basically ran to the front door. She thinks I'm a freak, oh well. I waved at her as she left.
"Seriously I'm the stupid one, you hugged a fridge, how much weirder can you get?" Oh look who decided to talk again.
"Well i'm not wrong, why were you lighting up anyways? Sorry but I'm not up to speed on American Fridge Language, get it like American Sign Language, I know I'm funny."
"Wow so yeah sure you are, Miss. Greyson."
"What can I say, it's a natural habit." I winked at him and turned to leave the kitchen to go take a shower.
"Where are you going?"
"Going to take a shower, why do you want to take one, oh wait you can't."
"You know once I'm not a fridge anymore I will get my revenge." I couldn't help but laugh at that.
"But in order for you not to be a fridge, you have to have someone fall in love with you and vice versa, and I don't think any sane person will fall in love with a fridge ." I rolled my eyes and started walking away until I heard those atrocious words.
"Oh sweetie don't worry, you'll fall in love with me pretty soon."
I turned to look at him and glared. "In your dreams fridge boy." I went into the bathroom and closed the door. I shook my head as I heard a loud laugh coming from the kitchen.
He's crazy, I'll never fall in love with someone like him, never.
