TREVOR'S ADVENTURE: Into The Afterlife

Welcome.

Ah, hello there my little darlings!

Oh, wrong choice of words? Oh, my mistake. I apologize, I should really be more careful with how I word my greetings, hm? We need a better name for my little visitors.

How about... flock? No, too religious for my tastes.... sweet? Bah! Too romantic. We've only just met, after all. Can't get too attached, am I right?

Oh, and speaking of getting too attached, there appears to be a cat falling from the sky, screaming in pure utter agony at the fate bestowed upon him.

Yes, a cat falling from the sky. It happens. Don't be stupid, this is a perfectly normal occurrence here in limbo.

Now, young one, was the fall rough?

"Of course it was rough! It's not like I asked to fall from the sky! I just kinda woke up, and all of the sudden I was falling!"

Don't worry, little one. That's a perfectly normal symptom of death. Yes, falling out of the sky is normal for everyone who dies. You aren't the first to do so, and you certainly won't be the last.

"Wait... WHAT?! ARE YOU SAYING I'M DEAD?!"

Yes, unfortunately you are, you tomcat. I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but that is the truth of the matter. I'm sure we can get you all set up here in-

"That can't be right! Last thing I remember was I was running away from this weird bald guy, a-and my friend Bloss was struggling to get ahead... I l-let her get ahead of me, c-cuz I didn't want her to die, but then... he killed me, didn't he?"

He must have, otherwise you wouldn't have ended up here. Do you remember how you died, exactly?

"How am I supposed to know? I'M DEAD!!! The most I remember was being punched, but that's about it..."

Huh. That's rather... an unusual way to die. I've never heard of that happening.

"Great, just great! Not only am I in some kind of limbo place, I'm stuck with some disembodied voice that doesn't even know how to help me!"

Now, there's no need to panic, young one-

"Young one? I'm not young! IM FUCKING DEAD YOU DUMBASS BITCH!!!"

Er, my apologizes. Is there a name I can call you by?

"I'm Trevor. The dead guy. The dead guy who died by being punched too hard in the face. Nice to meet you,"

Well, it's nice to meet you too, Trevor. Now, I'm sure there is a way I can help you out. Not only me, but my little friends here too!

"What friends? Are you talking about those voices that won't stop laughing in my head? Cause' if so, I'm not sure. They're starting to annoy me..."

Well, if that's how you hear the souls around us, then that makes perfect sense.

"To you it does. Not me..."

... anyways, they're going to show us where we will proceed. So, young souls, which of these two convenient paths that just spawned in front of us shall we take, hm?

-> The blue path

-> The red path