Oncler and bad oncler tounges just finished battling for dominance. Bad oncler, however felt oh so unfulfilled. Good oncler was undoubtedly submissive but submissive AND breed able? That was another thing. To escape having to see good oncler any longer, bad boy oncler decided to go to the local hot topic and make a beeline to the seggs toy section in the back. There he saw him. The short 5'3 dude
"How's the weather down there?😳🤡💯😈" baddie oncler scoffed in a tenor voice with a hint of horniness.
"Why don't you get on your knees and find out?" The short king spat back
"Woah but that's gay bro... and being gay is a sin...😳" bad boy oncler said
"I'm sure I can get my daddy t9 change that~" the little tater tot barked
"Wait... are you Jesus freaking Christ!?🥵"
"You catch on quick baby boy~"
The bad oncler back straighten, in annoyed tone he barked "I'm not a 'baby boy' I'm a baddie... I wa born to be bad."
Jesus scoffed "but kitty cat~ how baAaad can you be~ get on your fucking knees and let's see if you're really as bad as you say"
Then, right there and then, "bad" oncler's organs were rearranged in the back of hot topic, my chemical romance dancing around while the devils tango ensued. The emos chanting aminouspy, almost as a threat "GO WHITE BOY GO" All of a sudden, Jesus grabbed something off one of the shelves.
"Let's see how bad this dinosaur resin craft up ur a-"
"Yes, short king... I MEAN-daddy. Fuck sorry je sus" at that moment bad oncler knew... he fucked up.
The short king bursted into tears... the go white boy go's stopped abruptly. Everyone turned to look at bad oncler to see if they were met with an apologetic look, yet, his face showed no remorse.
"I told you... how baAaaad can I be~ " the oncler let out a single bark, showing domiNce.
Jesus stuttered. Shocked. Maybe he was the submissive and breedable.
All of a sudden a flash mob started. Dancing erupted the seggs toy section the emos breaking out in a joyful chorus. Everyone cheers. Obama is there.
"I know this is a bad time, but..." the oncler started slowly getting on one knee. Then, contracting how he had gotten on his knees for Jesus just minutes earlier, he powerfully said as Jesus sobbed out of pure unfiltered joy. The go white boy go's slowing building.
"I've always have loved ypu. You ,may be a short king but you're MY short king. So, Jesus, Jesus Chris...will ypu be the recessive gene to dominant, the omega to my alpha, the Mary to my Joseph, the submissive to my breedable? My short king? My peepee piss boy?"
"YES! YES OH,IGOD YASSS" Jesus cheers.
Everyone erupts with happiness. Then, good oncler walks into the hot topic to see Jesus on his knees... oh how the tables have turned...
TO BE CONTINUED!🤪😚💅✌️
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how bad can I be? (good oncler x jesus x bad oncler)
SpiritualBad oncler is feeling unfulfilled in his relationship with good oncler. Good oncler is in deed submissive but submissive AND breedable? That's a different story... Bad oncler decides to seek a new mate at the local hot topic. And he sees none other...
