BTW I DIDNT WRITE THIS STORY

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by MarcyWusTextbook

by MarcyWusTextbook

My Friend is actually the one who made this I am just putting it on here with his permission. I also have not actually read this story so I probably should. Written by: vinnyiscool

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Once, there were two people. One was a short man with long black hair. He fights dragons as a pastime and loves Fiona. The other one was a short man who had short black hair. He loves his company. He puts air in bottles. He needs to get a better job. Anyways, they were once friends, but Lord Farquad married Laura, and Ohare Air married Donkey. They have never spoken to each other since. Until one day...

"Hello Donkey!" said Ohare.

"Hey, wanna meet my friend Shrek?"

"The last time I saw him I got stuck in his outhouse. So no."

"Oh, well I have tickets to the Butts and the Poops game...I have two that expire on Tuesday."

"TOMORROW IS TUESDAY! We have to go right now, at once, IMMEDIATELY!"

"ok." So they went. That was a mistake lol #relatable. Anyways, they went to the game and bought poop-flavored popcorn (poop corn) and had butt ice creams.

So they watched, and the butts won the game.

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Ohare.

"ok," said Donkey. Donkey wanted a t-shirt, so he jumped up in the air to catch one, but the t-shirt came with great force. Sadly he fell backward to his death. Lord Farquad laughed because he was the one with the t-shirt cannon.

To Be Continued...