Felix Kranken x female!reader

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These are all, let's just say like... Trigger warnings? and stuff abt the fics.

There are mentionings of alcohol and alcoholism, also cigarettes.
Y\N = your name
Y\N is FEMALE and has all female PARTSSS...
suggestive content, but no blatant smut.
Yeah sad, he won't stuff his dick inside you in this fanfic, boohoo too bad bozo.

Felix fucking kranken!

Words cannot describe how much I love this little old man :)
He's like 39, but do I give a shit? No. Plus, Y\N is like 38-40 anyways.

Felix
Jack
Y\N

!!!Enjoy!!!