Street Cat Adventures || ᴍɪɴsᴜɴɢ

WIP

Another story i wrote years ago that i probably won't continue but here it is anyway! 😃

Minho didn't like humans. Humans were ratty and boastful. Liars they are. All the do is hurt and hurt and leave no resolve. That's why, Minho stays far away from them. Sure there's the occasional cat lover who sees him on the streets and gives time to pet his head or feed him leftovers. But those are as common as mothers beach dates on a Sunday. Not a lot.

Oh well, that's the life of a cat, he supposes. It's wonderful for the most part. Anywhere can be his bed and any view is something he's already seen. And he gets the juiciest gossip more entertaining than 3am 90s movie dramas on TV.

For example, Right of levanter street, condo 4419, floor 8 had a couple who always has the best fights. They'd scream at each other incomprehensible words and 15 minutes later, they already snogged each other at their kitchen table top.

Oh! And there's Miroh diversion, where the pastries at Sunshine cafe have the best brownies. They also have more than just tea spilling. The owner was a nice man too! He'd give Minho milk every time he comes by. Unfortunately though, Mr grumpy landlord hated animals and they didn't allow having pets in their building. That's fine. Minho didn't want to be taken in anyway. He valued his freedom.

Besides, he's already had enough experience with humans to know they're not worth his time. He's too glamours for them. The feline wags his tail suddenly, hearing a slight mishap on the 14th street near Haven Heights Bookstore.

'Hehe what do we have here' Minho silently walks atop the buildings to the cause of the sound. A man! He looks worse for wear but look! His wallet is out.

'Must be another dumb drunkard' Minho rolls his eyes, 'but hey, if i snag that wallet i can finally buy the ultra deluxe canned tuna that's only exclusively imported at import stores so you bet they're expensive. Worth the price though.'

Minho chuckles evily; grab wallet then go. This wasn't the first time he stole something. Humans were so dumb and easily distracted. Stealing from a drunkard is basically a cake walk. Still, caution is advised because what if this drunkard was hostile? Minho couldn't have that, he needed that deluxe tuna. He clambers down the tall building with grace and slyly walks towards the (possibly?) unconscious man.

'Oof, since when has thus man taken a shower? I swear he could buy every bath bomb there is in town and he still won't get rid half the smell he's emitting' Minho grumbles sassily.

Minho inches closer, trying his best not to breathe in the smelly man, and bites down on the wallet. Successfully picking it up. 'Target:wallet, acquired. You were brave today soldier.'

Once he has the wallet, he bolts, but a hand grabs him by the neck and he's pulled back. 'Oh no! Mission fail! Mission fail!' Minho thrashes frantically.

"Little shit, you think you could get my wallet like that. I'll teach you a lesson." The man, who wasn't passed out like Minho thought, shows a grim and annoyed face. 'Oh no, i'm doomed!"

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Minho is a cat shifter btw, thats why he can buy his own super deluxe cat food 🐈