The Alpha Mammoth (part I)

Ghost Couple

There once loved a very sexy mammoth called Theodore. All the girls tripped over Theodore the mammoth. One day a girl mammoth come to him and the alpha mammoth says "are you lost baby girl?" And she replies "yes daddy" "let's go upstairs" and they slowly make their way up the spiralling staircase. Then she sneezes and farts at the same time so Theodore the alpha mammoth pushes her down the stairs. She replied with "thank you for the rollercoaster" then dies.  Her body is then sacrificed and burnt over a blazing fire. Her ashes are then collected and put into the oven and then eaten by the alpha mammoth and his family. The alpha mammoth is predefínete of Madagascar and whilst he was ruling Madagascar he made theee rules: 1) do not murder 2) fuck only him 3) and something we can't remember. As a result of him murder if the girl mammoth he is sentenced to prison but as the president he abolishes rule 1 and adds rule 4) ignore rule 1. Then they make their way to the pub to celebrate. There are a bunch of beautiful mammoths sitting round a table having a drink. Suddenly this really hot mammoth walks in. All the mammoth girls start tripping over him. The really hot mammoth starts dating one of these girls. Suddenly the alpha mammoth walks in and starts a fight with the hot mammoth bc he stole his girl. They fight and then the ashes of the previous mammoth girl fly in. Alpha mammoth kills the hot mammoth and the ashes girl starts dating the dead mammoth and they become a ghost couple. Alpha mammoth quits and jumps off a cliff.