He was minding his own business. At the store buying his essential oils in the frozen fish isle. His fiery skin was burning as he sniffed the smell of candles and the scent of Gwyneth Paltrow
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He was lighting candles with his fire powers and got dizzy from be scent of all the candles. He went over to the beans isle and bough his bath salts for a "night for himself ".
He heard the noise of royalty coming through the supermarket door , and he gripped onto the handle of his shopping kart because he was scared. He was always he villain in the story, and he met his match. His one true match. It's meant to be. A man with a very distinct chin arose from the supermarket door and approached the beans isle for a turkey for his thanksgiving dinner. Its February- the month of love. He hid away behind a pole, afraid of the man in front of him with his glorious chin, and enticing face. He looked VERY inviting. The Auditor blushed as he spied on the magnificent Lord. He giggled under his voice while blushing bright red.
"w-wow"
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Lord Farquaad x Auditor
FanfictionRoyalty x Fire Go along with a journey with two lovers with a fiery love story that burns brighter than the crown jewels!
