Fires and Flu Powder Wolfstar one-shot

Fires and Flu Powder

Fires and flu poder

A wolfstar one-shot HP fanfiction by latte

Harry looked around, Sirius had never mentioned how uncomfortable it was to kneel on the hard ground with your head in a fire. A noise hit his ears, and he looked left, sucking in a mouthful of ash at what he saw.

There was Sirus, along with Reamus, sitting in a chair; one chair. Sirius was on top of Remus, both of their shirts discarded, their lips pressed together, their hands roaming over each other. everywhere.

Harry gagged. The two men in the chair seemed to notice he was there.

they broke apart with a start, and looked around wildly. Finally, Remus spotted Harry, and jumped up, Sirius toppling off of him and onto the floor.

"Ummm..." said Harry, not sure what else to say. 'I just..." he trailed off, still staring in disbelief at his godfather and ex-defence against the dark arts teacher. "We are sorry, we didn't expect you, why did you pop in any way?" said Reamus in a falsely calm voice, kneeling in front of the fire, still shirtless. "Uh, I was just... I wanted to check in... funny things..." Harry was still stunned. Not sure what to say.

"Were alright, what's going on that made you come and check?" asked Sirius, looking curious.

"Well, It's kinda a long story, but I don't have much time, I need to go, I'm using Umdridge's fire, goodbye!" said Harry.

He quickly backed out of the fire, his head spinning back onto his shoulders as he landed back in Umbridge's office.

"Well?" asked Hermione, "fine, he's fine, a bit more than fine, actually," said Harry faintly, still unable to rid his mind of what he had just witnessed.

"What happened?" asked Hermione, looking slightly concerned.

"Well, Remus was there, umm... they were- they were..." he paused, and then took a deep breath. "Properly snogging." he exhaled, looking at Hermione apprehensively.

She burst out laughing.

Harry looked at her, stunned.

"It's just, well, it's about time, don't you think?" she asked, still laughing. Harry blinked. He was lost. "Well, the sexual tension between them, you'd think they would have started snogging well before now!" she giggled.

The door banged open and Umbridge herself came in, cutting Hermione off mid-giggle. "Well, it certainly seems someone is enjoying themselves, you really didn't think I would leave my office unprotected after that second niffler, did you?" she said in honey sweet tones, which only added to Harry's dispersion and the true absurdity of the moment.

"Shit." he muttered as the door banged open once more, revealing the "inquisitorial squad" holding Nevile, Ginny, Luna, and Ron. "this one tried to stop us from taking her." one of them said, pointing at Neville while nodding to Ginny.

This evening was just getting better and better, wasn't it?

At least Sirius was ok... better than ok.