High-school Facade (AU)

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Edwin: Yes!

*he said with a smile*

Sophie: Really? Do you want to have a date?

*Sophie blushes*

Edwin: For sure. I haven't been out of my house in years cause I play Genshit Impact.

Sophie: When should we have it?

Edwin: How about Tuesday?

Sophie: This Tuesday?

Edwin: Yeah!

Sophie: I'm sorry I can't do that I gotta meet my girl best friend Jotaro Kujo...

Edwin:OH how about next Tuesday.

*Edwin frowns*

Sophie: I'm sorry I and Jean Pierre Polneraff were gonna have sex that Tuesday.

Edwin: HOW ABOUT TODAY!

Sophie: For sure!

*Edwin takes a breath for air*

Edwin: Meet you at school then.

*Sophie and Edwin walk to school*

Sophie: Hey Eddie.

*she says while sucking on her anal plug she just pulled out*

Edwin: Hey...

*Edwin sighs in grief*
Edwin: *mutters* I wish that was me.

Sophie: So how's your sex life.

Edwin: I was actually on my way to get a cupcake.

Sophie: That sounds delightful.

Edwin: So do you wanna have sex.

*Sophie blushes*

Edwin: Is that a yes or a no UwU.

Sophie: I can schedule for next month.

Edwin: How about now.

Sophie: No I'm on my period UnU.

Edwin: Kys.

Sophie: For sure.

*Edwin walks home in the rain*

*The Next Day*

Edwin: I sure do love school

Dylan: Hey Edwin did you hear that Sophie killed herself.

Edwin: Yeah I told her to.

Dylan: What the fuck.

Kira: Can't believe that my dommy mommy friend killed herself.

Edwin: It's Ill to speak of the dead.

Dylan: Edwin stop being a hypocrite.

*Edwin sighs*

*The day passes*

Edwin: I fucking hate School

*Edwin opens his desk drawer*

Edwin: I hate Kira too...

*Edwin pulls a gun out of his desk*

Edwin: Here I come rougher than the rest of them the best of them.

*The Next Day*

Kira: Hey Edwin.

*gunshot*

Kira: But... why...

Edwin: You should've picked Mercy.

Kira: I'm not gonna be any kind of support.

Dylan: Hey Guys what's up...

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