HaRLeY 😁🖕

21 2 6
                                    

Backstory : the bitch dead named my friend ☺️🖕

HArLeY was definitely (probs still is) a bitch fucking dumbass mother fucking idiot cocksucking bimbo ass looking mother fucker with a stick so far up her fucking ass that has to walk straight getting fucking tripped in her way (like she should) and hopefully gets hit by a fucking truck ending up in hell (going back) to the place she crawled the fuck out of just for Satan to say "NOPE DONT WANT THIS THING" sending her to God before God saying "EW WHY THOUGH I MAKE OF THIS?" SENDING THAT BITCH BACK TO THIS HELLISH PLACE CALLED EARTH WERE SHE WOULD FUCKING FALL SO FUCKING ON HER GODDAMN ASS UGLY BITCH FACETHAT IT WOULD LOOK BETTER THAN BEFOREBUT NO- THAN SHE WOULD DROP OUT OF SCHOOL DUE TO HER BEING A DUMBASS BITCH WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 2+2 ISLEADING HER TO GO FUCKING CRY TO HER FAMILY HAVING THEM TO TAKE CARE OF A BITCH-BABY WHO NEVER LEARNED HOW TO GROW THE FUCK UP THAN HAVING THE BITCH GROW UP FINALLY AFTER AROUND A GOOD 1000 FUCKING YEARS FOR THAT ASS THEN FALLING GRADUATION FOR GODDAM MIDDLESCHOOL LEADING TO HER BEING A DROPPED OUT CRYING AT HER MOTHERS GRAVE DUE TO IT BEING 1000 FUCKING YEARS OLD LOOKS UP TO SEE HER MOM LAUGHING AT HER WITH GOD ABOUT HOW FUCKING DUMB HER DAUGHTER IS LEADING TO HER EVENTUALLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE UGLIEST MF IN THE WORLD NO FUCKING UNIVERSE AND HER HUSBAND (OR PARTNER) WOULD STILL LOOK BETTER THAN HER HAVING UGLY ASS CHILDREN WHO HATE THEY'RE MOTHER SO GODDAMN MUCH THEY DIDNT GET FORCED OUT THEY RAN OUT HIDING BEHIND THEY'RE FATHER (OR PARENT) CRYING,NO SCREAMING LEARNING HOW TO SPEAK JUST TO FUCKING SAY "WAAAAAH SHE'S SCARRRRRRRRRY"THEN LEAVING OUTSIDE TO UNFORTUNATELY GET HIT BY A CAR, ONCE THEY'RE IN HEAVEN THEY RIDICULE THEY'RE FUCKING MOTHER AND BEGGG THEY'RE FATHER FOR A DAMN DIVORCE TO THE UGLIEST FUCKING BITCHTHE PARENT ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT THAN KICKING THAT BITCH SO FAR UP HER ASS THEY'RE FUCKING THIGH COMES OUT THAT BITCHES MOUTH LEAVING THAT BITCH LAYING ON THE FLOOR BEFORE THE FBI COMES BREAKING IN (WITHOUT A SINGLE CLOUD IN THE SKY) TAKING THAT BITCH TO FUCKING PRISON SENTENCED FOR 999999999 YEARS FOR BEING THE UGLIEST FUCKING ASS BITCH IN THE GODDAMN WORLDONCE SHE GETS OUT THE FUCKING SUN EXPLODES BLOWING THAT BITCH ALL THE WAY INTO OUTER-SPACE SENDING HER TO A FUCKING BLACK WHOLE WICH CANT EVEN SUCK HER ASS UP DIE TO HOW FUCKING FAT THIS MOTHERFUCK IS LEAVING HER STUCK IN SPACE THE AILEINS AVOIDING HER FLOATING IN THE GALAXY ALONE FOREVER...

The End :)

Happy ending!
Words : 459

ShortsWhere stories live. Discover now