"What the fuck."

"Who are you?"

Shclatt walked through the town of L'Manburg, he was allowed to stay because of him running for president in the elections.
Now here he is, outside on a cold night, slightly tipsy, and sleepy as he stumbled through the alley he had wandered into.
    
Schlatt looked around and then bumped into something small. He looked down and saw a child in front of him, they looked they they where spacing out. "Hello?" They said and looked up at him.

     There hadn't been a child in L'Manurg in a long time, especially with the wars going on. "The fuck?" Was the first thing that came out of his mouth, that made the kid tilt their head. "What?" They asked and that's wen he noticed a large sprout on their head. "What the fuck are you?" Schlatt said and raised and eyebrow making the kid chuckle. "Like I know." They smiled and offered a hand to shake instead of running like the kid had originally planned, but hey, couldn't pass up an opportunity to be kinda funny.

     "I'm Tangerine, and your tipsy."
'That's a surprisingly fitting name' Schlatt thought. "Heh, hi child I'm Schlatt."
They new he wasn't sober but it was fun to mess with the drunks of the town and make them think they where a hallucination, well at least a nice one to the ones who where nice back.
They both shared a laugh at there terrible jokes and began talking as Schlatt went home, and the kid followed.

...

"So kid, where are your parents?"
"Duno."
"Do you have a place to stay?"
"No."
"Why are you here?"
"Duno."
With every question this kid got more and more confusing.
"You really don't have anywhere else to go?" Shclatt asked with slight concern. "Nope." Tangerine answered. The ram hybrid thought for a moment and bit his lip in hesitation.

     "Do you want to stay with me?" He asked making the child look up at him."Really? You aren't gonna get mad in the morning wen your sober right?" They asked and Schlatt smiled. "Promise." He said holding out his pinky, he thought it would make the kid feel better. Tangerine connected their pinky with his and smiled.
     "Then I'll stay."