Jesus POV:
i get on discord and put on my best uwu voice. i notice zaddy satan is online so i text him.[smoljesus#9999: hai satan!! u//w//u]
[hellishot#6666: hi kitten. send thigh pic now.]
[smoljesus#9999: no o_o]
[hellishot#6666: now kitten. dont let daddy get angy.]
[smoljesus#9999: esex pls uwu? >w<}
[hellishot#6666: ok]
they esex. the end.