10 weird but true thoughts we all have :
#1 The bags under my eyes are designer.
#2 If my doctors looked like the ones in Grey's Anatomy, I'd b injured everyday.
#3 Who invented hugs?
I mean the first hug would've been so awkward.
"What are you doing, why are you holding me?"
"Shh.. Just trust me!"
#4 If you tell me to calm down when I'm angry, I'll stab you with a knife.
#5 Are people actually afraid to double text? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever, idk.
#6 If a messy bun is supposed to be messy, how come it takes me 63 tries?
#7 I am in a desperate need for a beach vacation. #50shadesofsummer*
#8 Me : Okay, I'll study at 8:00.
Clock : 8:00
Me : * Pretends I didn't see *
#9 How dare you not notice me when I ignore you? *annoyed*
#10 I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. *bam*
Randomquestion#1 Do you ever think how different your life would be if that one thing didn't happen?
Randomquestion#2 Ever looked at your BFF and thought, "Why aren't we comedians?" ?
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Fun Frenzy - The Joke Book
RandomStressed? Depressed? Heartbroken? Bored from your crappy highschool life? Or even worse, someone stole your pizza? If any one of these is a YES, then this is the right book for you because this is where you can laugh at 2 AM in the morning. P. S. H...
