Mom please im sorry dont read this im a good christian boy PLEASE

"Oh my, jesusy weesusy!" satan the bottom exclaimed, moaning loudly. Jesus caressed Satan uwus toesy woesys lovingly. "Hold on my bottomy wottomy." But wait! The door to heavens gates burst open suddenly. "Oh no! Sky Daddy God! Its not what you think!" Jesus proclaimed. "Youre writing a bible of sin with your brother satan you whorey worey!" But then! Sammy Wammy burst in, holding cat tails. "Wait! You forgot these!" Then, lore descended to heaven, holding two maid dresses, plus a butler one so god could feel included. "Here, the final piece!" The two, fully suited up, finally began their passionate cooking session. And what were they cooking? Children. Take that how you want. The end.

PT 2

Sans undertale was quietly fingering his pelvis, he felt nothing as he did, because he's a fucking skeleton. But then, Jesus burst in. "Daddy Sans! Help, Goddy woddy caught me and satan larping as catboys!" "Oh no, what did you do?" "Burned the baby, that was in satan's oven." "Oopy woopy goddy woddys gonna sentence me to helly welly again!" Satan exclaimed. "Dont worry baby I'll keep you alive my dear bottomy wottomy~" Jesus purred. "STOP PURRING YOURE NOT LARPING AS CATBOYS ANYMORE" Sammy wammy yelled, from the abyss. "NO NO CONTINUE ITS FUCKING FUNNY" The author yelled, already in helly welly for laughing himself to death at his sins. "STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL," lore yelled. "THAT'S MY JOB" lore said. "I'M GONNA GIVE THIS FANFIC LORE IF YOU DONT ALL SHUT UP" The author yelled. "WAIT NO!" everyone sobbed in unison. Long ago, when the catboys were barely meowing and Jesus was still a christian bastard bottom, the god of l u s t attacked. "Oh no! Screamed the christians, "We're all gonna go to hell for lusting after Jesus uwu!"

Sammy wammy: Owo

Lore: UWU

Author-kun-senpai-motherfucker: TO HELL WITH ME OWU

Meanwhile, in some other universe

OH GOD DADDY~ YES jorge?

Twoogy woogy: What the jorge?