i think we're alone now (shrek x farquad x fiona lemon oneshot)

Part 1

 "Shhh, you're cuter when you're quiet," Said Farquad, standing on a tall stool to reach Shreks shoulder and pin him to the wall. "B-But.. what about Fiona..?" Shrek stammered, trying to keep his composure. It was difficult how hot Farquad was. Farquad smirked then leaned in and kissed Shrek. They both liked it, their tongues intertwined. Shrek gasped into the kiss, groaning quietly as Farquad deepened, running boney hands up green skin. Shrek placed his hands on farquads hips, deepening their kiss so that their teeth clanked together, they then pulled away, Shrek resting his forehead on farquad's. Farquad stopped the kiss for a brief second and put on careless whisper and he climbed back on his stool and kissed shrek again. The small bony man pulled away and looked Shrek in the eyes, "Thought I'd.. set the mood." Shrek whimpered at the words, resting large, green hands on Farquad's hips. farquad then pulled Shrek in, making Shrek gasp in pleasure, a tingle running up his body. Shrek slowly peeled off farquads shirt keeping him close and then caressed his furry chest.  Farquad smirked then climbed off the stool and began to pull Shreks trousers down... when the doors creaked open and they heard a familiar female voice, "Shrek?" Fiona called. Shrek hurriedly put a hand over his mouth to stuffle the lewd noises making their way out, staring a mortified Fiona in the eyes. Shrek had expected farquad to stop, but he didn't, farquad simply gave Fiona a sly smile and continued to pull Shrek's partially stiff member out of his boxers, running his hand up and down the shaft. he looked up at Shrek who was trying hard to not make any sounds, but it was hard when farquad looked so goddamn hot on his knees. Fiona then gave a sigh looking to the side to check for anyone, closed the door behind herself as she went to join farquad in helping shrek, shrek was simply shocked but soon accepted it. Fiona took off her dress and undergarments until she was bear with all her clothes crumpled on the floor next to a smirking Farquad. Shrek moaned with delight, member twitching in agreement as Fiona kneeled down beside Farquad, hand supporting Shrek's heavy balls. farquad started to move his hand up and down Shrek's shaft, before taking the whole girth in his mouth, causing a loud moan to escape Shrek's lips and his hips to buck up into farquad's pleasant mouth. while Shrek was distracted by farquad he didn't notice whilst Fiona was moving behind him, completely oblivious until he gasped as he felt two of her fingers pressing lightly against his hole. Shrek whimpered in pleasure as he built up a moan, farquad sucking violently, drool is puddling on the floor. Shrek moaned loudly unable to help it, he'd never experienced so much pleasure as Lord Farquad deepthroating his massive cock and Fiona's fingers inside his ass gave him. Fiona and Farquad shared a look, Farquad's lips curling around his base. Fiona tugged on Shrek's balls suddenly, curling her fingers inward, Farquad continuing to run his tongue over the base to cover the pain. Shrek screamed out in pleasure, rutting his hips forward. then it all stopped. farquad pulling off Shrek's dick with a lewd pop, and Fiona pulling her three fingers out of his ass. he was surprised and let out a pathetic whimper, almost making Fiona feel bad, but she then decided she was more turned on when her husband's pleasure is at her dispense. Shrek began begging for any action, any friction whatsoever, bucking his hips up into nothing, only to realize that he couldn't move. he had been tied up skillfully to the bedframe, using ribbons from Fiona's corset, the knots carefully crafted, he almost wanted to take a minute to admire them, but then he remembered where he was and began chasing his pleasure. begging, whimpering and pleading so Fiona and farquad could do anything, anything at all just for release, sweet, sweet release. Fiona struts to shrek her boobs jiggling with every step, she sits with flare on shreks cough as her boobs take the attention once again, shrek desperately licks her boob, farquad slithers seductively between Fiona's boobs. shrek catches a tit as farquad massages the other. Fiona groans with pleasure and Farquad wears that same sexy smirk as before. He grabs Fiona's buttcheek as well and massages both it and her boob. Shrek nearly sobs out in pleasure, pulling against his restraints as Fiona begins to move. She reaches down to his chest, steadying him and playing with his nipples gently. She begins to pinch and tease the large, thick buds as she slowly bounces on his member. Farquad continues on her breasts, standing, legs spread over Shrek and pressing his member between the two, large cushions, Fiona kitten licking the top and it nudges her chin. Shrek looked down at his wife who was mercilessly jumping up and down on his cock riding it so well. he felt like he was having an otherworldly experience. he had never seen his wife in this way, he was always in charge and not her, although he found he quite liked it, they should do this more often, maybe she could peg him to if she was up to that. Shrek's mind ran a lot, but on the outside he was blissed out. he was gasping, whimpering, and moaning almost shaking from how good Fiona's tight pussy felt rubbing up and down on his cock, but he also realized he would never cum this way. he needed something on the other end, something that could only be fulfilled by lord farquad pounding mercilessly into his prostate. Soon after shreks thought he was mesmerized by the rythmic grunting of Fiona which soon was ended by farquad thrusting into Fiona, she let out a small moan as she got tighter shreks panting made farquad go in harder, Fiona pulled shreks ears he moaned in pleasure with pain spiced in, Fiona got tighter by the second as she got deeper on shreks cock and farquad getting quicker. Farquad kept thrusting persistently until Fiona was numb and twisted Shrek's balls. Fiona could barely even moan anymore. Everytime Farquad twisted Shrek's bollocks Shrek would pull at his restraints and the fabric could be heard slowly tearing. Farquad soon pulled out of Fiona, massaging her breasts as he reached for a small capsule of oil. Popping the cork off, he bit his lip as he doused his dick in the lubricant, head turning a filthy read from lack of release. Slowly, he slipped his now well-coated finger into Shrek, scissoring the two digits. Shrek moaned gutterally, hoping the rest of the cast couldn't hear him. farquad then began to move his fingers around, stretching his fingers apart, curling them up and around until he found that sweet little bundle of nerves deep inside Shrek, making Shrek whimper deeply. Shrek was panting as farquad added another finger purposely hitting Shrek's prostate over and over again then suddenly pulled his fingers out. "we wouldn't want you to cum before I've even gotten the chance to split you apart with my dick, now would we?" farquad said with a smug smile. quickly aligning his dick with Shrek's, hole bottoming out easily. Fiona still on shrek, gets the entire load, she flutters as it fills her, she lets it all out with a loud moan someone soon starts worrying, as someone walks in to be surprised by the busy threesome. Farquad grunts in a mix of anger and shock, pulling out of Shrek momentarily to throw the tall stool at the intruder and shut the door. The poor intruder was knocked unconscious by the stool and thrown over the balcony before Farquad resumed fucking Shrek. Shrek was moaning, thrashing violently as he was wrecked by Farquad's cock. Fiona, noticing Shrek bearing the edge, pulled one of her lace stocking off and tied it tightly around the base. she graciously tied it around the base of his cock with her nimble fingers, tying it tight but not so tight as to hurt him, just to block the flow of his cum. she then began fondling his large lumpy green ballsack. It looked like a present as she got off, licking the remaining cum off, she sighed but was surprised by farquad licking her clean, she moaned farquads name surprised. Shrek let out a loud roar of pleasure as Farquad came inside of him and then pulled out. Outside the sky was now dark, the room illuminated only by the fires of the chandelier.

(A/N) sorry for the wait on a new chapter guys, my mom had a stroke while having sex and accidentally set the house on fire. She died but luckily I might have time to finish a new chapter between funerals - aarm <3