Pencil: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Ice Cube: No.
Book: I did not.
Ruby: I may have actually forgotten one.
Match: Also no.
Pencil: Oh good, neither did I.
Bubble: *exhausted sigh*
(Oh no bubzy sounded so prepared to say she learned her lesson and now all that sweet effort has been wasted D:>)
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(censored by yours truly because yes :/)
Book: Who the f**k added me to a f**king group chat?
Match: >:O language
Ice Cube: Yeah watch your f**king language
Pencil: Ok who taught Ice Cube the f**k word 😠
Ruby: 'the f**k word'
Bubble: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Pencil: Omg she censored it
Ruby: Say f**k, Bubble >:)))
Pencil: Do it Bubble. Say f**k
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Ice Cube: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Pencil: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Ice Cube: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you >:(
Book: Actually I did the math, Icy would have $225, not $0.15.
Pencil: Fam I’m right here....
Bubble: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Ice Cube: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Bubble: Sorry i only have a dollar :(
Ice Cube: :(
Book: Hey I just realized she's right, Icy would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Bubble: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice :D
Book: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 :)
Ruby: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Book: Apply juice to w h a t.
Ruby: Directly to the forehead.
Pencil: Great chat everyone.
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Match: Imagine if someone, like, handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Pencil: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Ruby: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Bubble: Moy will to live! Oi haven't seen this in years <:D
Ice Cube: I knew I lost that potential somewhere :)
Book: Mental stability, my old friend!
YOU ARE READING
Generated incorrect quotes book :)
Humor(discontinued) made this book bc I'm gonna be making a bunch of these XD includes object shows and HTF and MLB >:) imgettingparanoidagainhelpme :(
