Righteous! Error was running up to Error 404, watching as he plucked a flower, messing around with its genetic makeup before it bloomed with life, a mouth growing as it cried. 404 crushed it, Righteous! Error tapping his shoulder.
R! Error: "So, sir, would you mind explaining what you did?"
The Eldrich Glitch God- I mean Error 404 looked at his trained son- I mean hobo eye sleeve child.
404: "I've done many things. You'll have to be specific."
R! Error: "Why did you send a random Reaper there?!"
Error 404 bent down a little to see what the hobo eye sleeve child wanted, getting out reading glasses as he looked at the tablet. It had Reaper in some weird limbo, before falling into a portal and landing in some dumpster.
Damn bastard still had the same damn smug-ass look from when he stole his rightfully earned cappuccino! Pun fully intended!
404: "I sent the bastard there to pay for stealing my drink. If you're so worried about him, just scour the realities if you wish. It won't matter if he isn't here. The Conduit of Death already exists. Besides, there are infinite sets of him, not just through this multiverse, but throughout all other multiverses and hyperverses. There is no need to worry."
Righteous! Error wanted to scream at him.
R! Error: "Sir, I know that, my concern is more about the weird gateway things this might open up because of what you did. Especially to where you sent them."
404: "And that is?"
Righteous! Error sighed before typing something in the tablet, turning it to face his master eldrich glitch father as it showed passing images.
R! Error "It's called My Hero Academia, also known as Boku No Hiro Academia. A weird advanced Earth AU where monsters don't exist. Humans evolved to have their own biological powers, recently hitting 80% of the overall population having them. In the AU of that multiverse him to, 80% of the females have these "Quirks" while 20% are Quirkless, like all the men that were turned into fuck toys."
Error 404 looked at Righteous! Error, only giving him a look as an awkward silence followed.
"..."
"..."
404: "...Interesting. I wonder if this will help him finally get a woman. Or maybe he'll have ascended to disregard such things as Buddhatale's Sans did."
Righteous! Error sighed, wanting to rip off his nonexistent hair as the urge to scream was so high.
R! Error: "Sir, I'm afraid that opening that portal to drop him there might have caused some unexpected changes to our reality. Already, because of this new connection, many more abominable AUs have been sprouting with this weird formula. King Multiverse might start having trouble housing governing so many AUs."
404: "Perhaps you're right... Nevertheless, we'll just have to see this true while we continue the preparations. You just continue your job, okay?"
R! Error: "Yes sir. I'll come by if anything happens."
Bonus:
Righteous: "Elder Glitch God, what is this?"
404: "I gathered some abominations from some of the more...interesting AUs to help 404 in case of any trouble."
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(Some OCs of mine, don't mind it. Drawn by a friend of mine btw.)
Righteous: "...Sir, those are abominations that do not originate from our Eden Orb, I'm 99% sure that those come from that weird Eden Orb closeby that was filled with all those cosmic horror Sans that somehow spread so far and Infected it."
404: "I don't see the problem."
Righteous: "Fuck, I'm having flashbacks to the fucking Naruto Incident a decade ago. Or the one with Kimetsu no Yaiba."
404: "Silence, wench. I will collect more irrelevant OCs made by our dear writer to help back up King Multiverse. You four, I entrust that you know what you're doing."
The four Sans(...?) nodded.
404: "Error, you are dismissed. Spend some time with that weird family you have going on with one of those weird humans you haven't gotten over yet."
Righteous! Error sighed happily, opening a portal.
Righteous: 'Thank Toby, I could feel myself going insane with how big of a migraine boss eldrich godman makes whenever he feels like it.'
He would later, get down and busy with his wife. At least spawn 1 and spawn 2 were asleep. He really needed to get some stress out.
==Prolouge End==
Fear me, for I managed to cook 60 second rice in 59 seconds!
