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Hatebeak

So I was looking through Bullet For My Valentine music videos on YouTube. I go to the suggestions bar for more music videos to watch. There's the BFMV, of course, the usual Gorillaz, a bit of Pierce The Veil, and maybe a Slayer song, and then lo and behold, I find it.

Hatebeak's "The Thing That Should Not Beak."

I'm all like, "whoa, this looks cool, the thumbnail is a parrot on Cthulu's shoulder!" I click on the video. There's a phone ring with some okay sounding metal. I'm like, "okay, I'm waiting for something good pls." All of a sudden there's this deafening squawk.

THE SINGER IS A GOD DAMNED PARROT.

I FREAKING DIED. XD

And then it breaks into a mayhem of instruments. I listen to all kinds of Mastodon and Slipknot, but at least they have rhythm. Hatebeak put a bunch of instruments together and hoped for the best. It's awful, and I love it.

THE PARROT EVEN SAYS "SATAN" IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG.

You have to look this shit up.

And after listening to a jackhammer being ground into a compactor, I did a little research.

They are the first band to have a bird for a vocalist, and do not reveal their real last names in order to protect Waldo, their parrot singer.

I love them so much. But I don't have any of their music for a reason. O-O

Just take a minute to listen to Waldo though. It's freaking hilarious.

-DoragonFosuArukemisuto