Stories

Replacement

Kuroken

This is probs more of a funny angst side?? Idk what to call it just read ig
Kenma: this font
Kuroo: this font

"NO FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE A FUCKING EXPLANATION!"

I took a photo of us and threw it on the floor. The glass from the photo frame shattered and scattered everywhere.
"Please Kenma really.. stop being overdramatic, just let me explain."

I'm being overdramatic? If it wasn't for shoyo telling me about the initial engravings on the ring, I would not have known about this. And boy oh boy, the initials were not mine. No where fucking near. The flowers he had given to me, he had always said they were my favourite flowers. Nope, no where fucking near again.

"Look, this is the first time I'm seeing you out of control, and it's a good thing. No, I haven't been cheating on you, it was a misunder-"
Oh how I want to take the glass shards and stab this bitch.

"I love you, really. This was my ex-girlfriend's initials."

I'm sorry what the fuck??

"I was suppose to marry her, but she died in an accident, that's why we were together instead.."

HOLD ON A SECOND

WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK

calm down kenma calm down

I CANT FUCKING CALM DOWN.

THIS BITCH ONLY CONFESSED TO ME BECAUSE HER PATHETIC LITTLE GIRLFRIEND GOT RUN OVER BY A FUCKING MONSTER TRUCK AND HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE LOVES ME?

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

THATS DEFINITELY "LOVE"

"She was beautiful, her favourite flowers were lilies.."
" bitch I'm not here to hear your tragic love story."

"I'm here to file a divorce."

I said that with all the calmness I could master.

Because this shit is too much for me.

"No, kenma were you listening? I literally said I love you what do you mean?"

"What's your love? Buying me flowers that your ex, which I may add, is dead, loved and giving me a ring with her initials engraved on it?"

"Those lilies were beautiful!"
"I'm allergic to pollen."

The silence is loud.

"You can't blame me I didn't know.."

Of course you didn't know, honey, you were too busy thinking about your ex! If this bitch wants to see her that much, he can go to see Jesus with her! Oh never mind, he's probably going to hell!

I sighed and squat down, picking up the glass shards and throwing it away in the dustbin.

After that, I walked into my room and started aggressively shoving clothes in a dirty old luggage and walked back to the living room.

"You're moving out?"
"No, you're moving out. Sign this and you'll be good to go."

"What?" He said, visibly confused.

I never wanted to hit someone with a hammer this badly.
I repeated myself, and he finally started to sign it.

Opening the door for him, I signalled him out, and he left. I wasn't sure he knew what was going on though.

All jokes aside, no this wasn't an impulsive act. I didn't want to be a plan b for anyone, I don't want to be a replacement, because I am myself. I know this sounds really out of character, but it's what I think.

And as for kuroo, he can go die in a ditch :DD

No that wasn't a joke. Seriously.