The slytherin's dumb crap

The slytherins absolute dumb crap.

Harry did not understand. What was this all about? It was Harry's first year, and older Gryffindors had warned harry of something so utterly ridiculous. The slytherins, had a government. A government. The nerve! They thought they talked politics with their little hidden expressions and smirks. They had not one minuscule idea what a government looked like. Harry had wrote down a list of problems about the slytherin hierarchy.

1. They are 11 years old. They know nothing about politics. No matter what dumb shit their parents had taught them, all the snakes got was emotionless and smirk. What the hell?

2. Emotions are quite used in governments. The whole point of the court is to express your opinion and feelings, not hide them and smirk in the darkness. If the snakes ever grew up, they would be destroyed in politics. They would have so much power, yet no action for it.

3. What are they ruling? Themselves? The ministry ruled magical Britain. The parliament ruled England. So what did the slytherins rule? Other slytherin's? After all, every member of slytherin house was in the so called 'government.' As every one brought up their 'I have no emotions' seconds before feeling the slight presence of anyone.

Harry just thought it dumb. But hey, slytherins were slytherins and  if they wanted to be idiots, so be it. "Hey potta!" A blond ferret yelled as he stomped up to him. The blond ponce sneered and stared. "The hell ferret? You call me, then you march up to my face and stare at me? Are you okay? Do I need to call an ambulance?"

Malfoy looked confused. "Whats an ambulance potta!" He demanded. "It's something your tiny little mushed potato you call a brain can't understand Malfoy. Now go on, head to lunch." He dismissed walking away, leaving Malfoy fuming. He cackled as he left. What a day!

Very sorry, just me venting my frustration at 11 year old governments. The hell?