we shitted & farded

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Maris pov
We sexily walked into home depot (me & Noi) to get a toilet plunger because Cover clogged the toilet with dildos (specifically 25 of them that he bought off of wish.com). They were long and hard & sky blue btw. We walked in and went up to sexy & hot & super amazing worker. I walked up & asked the worker "Hey so like where are the plungers question mark" The sexy worker looked up at me sexily & sexily said "They're in isle 5 baba gowrl." Noi went to look at the lights like a little queer would. "Thank you my sexy god." I then went to isle 5 to purchase a spike spiegel plunger, because I hate noi. (noi can agree btw)

(this is the plunger btw^^)

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(this is the plunger btw^^)

When i was grabbing the last one, i felt someone graze my hand. It was ..... ED SHITFAN???!?!?!?!?!?! OMG!!1!1!1!!1!1!1

To be continued

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