Ballbucks Cafe

No One Has Ever Gotten a Six Pack by Standing Around

If you where knew to Crackville and asked someone where the best coffee shop is, you would be answered with a laugh. Ballbucks always won by a landslide.

trigun coffeeffe shop was infamous for its very loud and overly dramatic frequent Karen customer that really ruined the vibes of the cafe. Or there was that time some emo kid was loosing his shit over a table over a corner, so people stopped going because they were traumatized and/or hospitalized. There was also a rumor going around that a murder recently happened there um. But the manager was nice, so it had that.

Then there was Ichiraku Kōhī Shop, which people stopped going to because they played the emoest songs. Sometimes they played some really dark shit and it kinda traumatized a few kids. It also had its own trademark emo kid with a table in the corner that kinda scareded some people.

Ballbucks, however, always attracted the most customers. With its live bland that played classical music, fancy little tables and chairs, and great management, it was the best coffee shop the town of Crackville had ever seen. Some of the employees where a bit rude and sarcastic, but it was in a way that you felt like you were hanging with your homies. The environment was very nice and friendly. Unless you had fucking Vegeta. Fuck that guy, no one likes him.

Little did the customers of Ballbucks know, there was a lot of chaos happening behind the scenes. Luckily they never stopped to question why it would always be closed on days where there was a full moon with no explanation.

Said day was actually going to happen tomorrow. So the employees of Ballbucks was preparing before then.

Knowing this, Chi Chi, the co-manager (though she had a few words to say about that), yelled at her underlings. "C'mon guys, whip youriou asses into shape! We have to work twice as hard today to make up for the money we'll be loosing tomorrow!"

"haha, you need to chi chill" Goku, the manager, said as he papfed Chi Vhi on the shoulder, laughing at his absolutely hilarious joke.

Mr. Satan must've also thought the joke was absolutely hilarious because he was on the floor crying from laughing so hard. "Pfft- I get it! haha, like her name- PAHAHA- but instead you- PFFFGHGYGHHAHAH- said chill for the second "Chi" HHAHAHAHABAHSHAH!" 🤣

Chi Chi was not amused in the slighyest and they were wasting time laughing at stupid jokes. "Don't encourage him, dad, I swear to god-"

"Do NOT use the lord's name in vain!" Mr. Satan interrupted. "I raised you better than this Chi Chi."

To that, Chi Chi ran an exasperated hand down her face while she questioned why she still put up with these idiots. "okay, sorry, whatever. Can you bothe PLEASE just get back to work."

Mr. Satan quickly went back to the little stage on the other side of the cafe when he saw the look his daughter was giving him. scawy. Goku, however, had a different idea. "Seriously Chi Chi you need to calm down. We always handle it just fine, there's not even that many customers right now."

Chi Chi looked at Goku like he was the stupidest person in the galaxy. Probably because he kinda is. "Goku are you actually blind. Do you seriously not SEE the massive crowd of people in this cafe right now."

Goku turned to look at the supposed massive crowd of customers in the cafe. wow they really were there. huh. when did that happen. But he was all aboust good vibes, so he didn't let the stress get to him because Chi Chi was already stressed enough. Wanting to help a homie out, he told her, "Still, don't worry about it. You know Master Roshi and Krillin can handle it just fine, just the two of them."

The woman was to stunned to speak. Only for a second though. "Goku the customers are going out the FUCKING DOOR AND WRAPPING AROUND THE BUILDING!"

He looked out the window. "Huh, so they are."

Tired of dealing with her higher-up that really shouldn't have been higher-up than her, Chi Chi gave up on arguing. "Whatever, i'll just go and ACTUALLY do my fucking job and make sure Krillin and Roshi are doing fine while you stand here laughing at your own stupid jokes."

Damn. That kinda hurted Goku's feelings. He thought his jokes were hilarious. But since he's all about good vibes, he chose to hide the pain like all good him is do.

While Goku only allowed himself to be depressed for 30 seconds, Chi Chi went to see if Krillin and Roshi were still alive or lost to the crowd of people. Technically Android 17 and Vegeta should've been helping them, but she seriously doubted they were. And as it turns out she was right. Or mostly, at least. Android 17 was off to the side playing Minecraft on his Samsung galaxy phone while Vegeta angrily shoved drinks in the (equally angry) customers' faces. So technically Vegeta was helping??

Anyways Krillin and Master Roshi were fine. As per usual, Krillin was dealing with angry customers without a problem and Roshi was whipping up drinks real quick like an insane man. Piccolo, Freiza, and Majin Buu were playing Clair de Lune on their instruments to also help customers chill. Mr Satan clashed with them playing Careless Whisper on his saxophone because that's the only song he knows.

Chi Chi was helping the rest of the employees get through rush hour when she realized it had been a full hour since she left Goku and he still hadn't turnt up. She decided she would go look for him, being slightly concerned knowing it was that time of the month for him. As she was looking she almost tripped on something so she looked down to see what it was and turns out Goku was doing fucking push ups.

"Goku what in the actual fuck are you doing."

Gorou looked up from his pushing up for his eyes to meet angry ones. "What do you mean what am I doing? I'm doing push ups, obviously."

"That's not what I-" Chi chi began before taking a deep breath and trying her best to refrain from beating her boss with a chancla. "why are you doing push ups?"

"The grind don't stop." Goku told her matter-of-factly as if the answer was the most obvious thing in the world. "It's hard work keeping up muscles like these."

Chi Chi really wanted to strangle him. "You can't be serious"

He was serious. "No, really I have to work out at least three times a day and manage my diet so that-"

"I meant that you can't seriously be working out right now when it's rush hour!"

Goku held a hand over his heart as he argued back, "I'm sorry but the gains come first!"

Hands itching to grab a certain neck, Chi Chi yelled "I DONT GIVE A DUCK WHY DONT YOU SPEND THAT WNERGY MAKING COFFEE INSTEAD OF DOING PUSH UPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORK DAY-"

"BECAUSE WORKING OUT IS MY COPING MECHANISM!!" Goku yeeled as tears subconsciously started coming p in his eyes.

There was a short pause between the two's bickering as they caught their breaths and the adrenaline of the argument wore off.

Chi Chi sighed for what seemed like the 20th time that day and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Okay, I'm sorry for yelling at you. I know it gets really difficult when it's that time of the month for you. You can take the rest of the day of like Gohan did if it's really affecting you that bad."

"Huh?" Goku asked, genuinely confused. That time of the month? Oh yeah it was around the time of a full moon! "Oh, that's not why I'm upset! I just got a little hurt that you insulted my jokes."

"You- what-" Chi Chi said, her eye beginning to twitch again "oh my god are you serious-"

"Yeah it kinda hurted"

"oh my god. never talk to me again." Chi Chi said as she walked away from the idiot.

But Gohan knew she was joking, as usual. Or at least he hoped she was. "See you on Tuesday after I'm done recovering from turning into a monkey!"

She flipped him off.

Ah, friendship.