once upon a time there was a girl named jessicarly. she was on a show called ijessicarly. then she shat herself while on a live with 1 million people. some of those people were screen recording a posted it all over social media. then jessicarly needed to get rid of it quickly. thinking she turned off the live, she licked up all her poopy particles, considering she was at her boyfriend, mr paul, was there. but while she was licking the now green and brown stained white fluffy chair harry styles walked in sing she and said "she just shatted on her live. she's gonna be fired" then he fired her and came to sophia and they got married. jessicarly and mr paul attended the wedding. mr paul also proposed to jessicarly at the wedding. sadie was there too! some say she really liked niall... but then niall saw some dog poop outside and licked up all up 😋 sadie was grossed out and decided to leave the wedding because she actually loves louis partridge then louis partridge asked sadie out because he had a big fat crush on her ever since he saw her playing four square in PE. after a month, louis wanted to get married. he came up to sophia and harry to get advice when mr worldwide entered the room. he was singing rewrite the stars by zendaya and zac effron and he finally saw who everyone in the room was it wasn't sophia and harry, they lived in LA now, so they could be close with harry's career of singing and sophia's job of being a chiropractor. the real people that were in there was elmo and squidward but they were not doing very holy things. mr worldwide and louis ran out of the room when they ran into brack obama. he was singing send my love by adele and witnessed the unholy thing. he started crying and sounded really bad. mr worldwide tried to calm him down but obama grabbed the shotgun out of his back and shot him. louis started running away from the incident, to go tell sadie... and then sadie got shot by draco malfoy in a panic, louis immediately put his mouth on the wound. "what are you doing!" sadie shouted. "im a vampire!!" he shouted back. and then damon salvatore walked in and threw louis off. kai parker walked in and killed louis. sadie got scared and started to scream cry when sophia and harry walked in, and sophia screamed when seeing sadie on the floor. sadie's blood was green because sadie has rabies from louis and they lived happily ever after until harry got in a car accident and died and sophia cried for 28 days and then she died after a tear turned nuclear and combed her house
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