first day of school UwU Nya~
Kanye mom: Kanye east wake up
Kanye east: NAh bitch get reeeek
Kanye Mom: This is why you dont have a dad
Kanye east: sad
Kanye east got very sad, he left his house with his kim kardashian t shirt and emimen sweatpants. We he arrived to school he saw Kanye north, the hottest guy EVAR!!!!1111
He decided to say hello bc UwU Daddy
Kanye east: H-hewo UwU
Kanye north: Hello mother fucker wats sup, i fucked ur mom last night
Kanye east :*cries* s-step f-fa-father...
Kanye north: Nah bish get out of my way, kanye west is here
Kanye west: In my room i beat my cock, loaded in my sock, keeping the door lock, Bitch you better knock
Kanye north: 0//0 Oh ma gad so sexy
Kanye east got incredibly depressed and summoned hitler
Kanye east: Hey daddy hitler senpai, my daddy doesnt love me
Hitler: Mein kampf
Kanye east: b-but
Hitler: back in my day, jesus liked shrek and u know what i did? I killed shrek (Mostly because im a malignant narcissist)
Kanye east: Oh thanks daddy hitler
daddy hitler left
The next day kanye east decided to kill kanye west
Kanye east: hello kanye west, i fucking hate u so much. The good thing is that today u are going to die!1111
Kanye west: Nah plz man show mercy, i love me kim kardashian.
Kanye east: To bad im going to rape u with my huge cock
Kanye west: NAHHH MAN PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Kanye east killed kanye west because he went that hard, and he felt no remorse. Finally the love of his life could come back. Daddy North
In school:
Kanye north: goddamit where is my hot baby pie
Kanye east: Hey~ I raped him with my huge cock and im going to do the same with u ~!
Kanye north ran as fast as he can and he found Eminen
Kanye north: help me man
Eminen: I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God
Kanye north: Nah man, u pure dogshit
Kanye east pov
My dearest Kanye North thinks he can run away and, FROM ME! How dumb do you must be? Well, I think submarine deep levels. He is so dumb in fact, that he tried to change his name to "Ye". I mean- I would do the same but, if he does it, then I'll destroy it!
Now his running around the halls, looks like he found Eminem, his ex-boyfriend. They used to be the cutest gay couple evar! But ever since Kanye North cheated on him, they broke up.
Kanye North: Stop man, I beg u.
Kanye East: Looks like the reign of "Ye" is no more. I shall become the supreme Kanye. Of course, I didn't do this for power, it was because, daddy North... I LOVE YOU. And I can't be happy without you so once you're dead, I'll fuck ur body with my huge cock. That way I can fill the crack left by me homophobic father
Kanye North: OK man what the fuck. U be like Kim kardashian
He dated KIM KARDASHIAN! MY DREAM! Somehow I thought he was cute kawaii daddy sempai, but it hurts.
Kanye North pov:
Big moderfukker be hungry fur sum "ye" cake. I won't give it to him, big modertrucker shity bish. Shrek is my new babi gril, I'm hes quin and I gottabe killin Mami. Kim k left me for Kanye south. My tire cousin but Mami I'm gonna get him. Now I gotta get huge cocked by Kanye east.
Kanye north: show me ur big cocc
Kanye east: ok daddy -unzips pants-, there u go
Kanye north: DAMN BITCH THATS A 69INCH COCK, LET ME TRY IT
Kanye east: o-okis!1@!11!
Third person pov:
Kanye east stabbed kanye north. Kanye north is no more, but WAIT!
Kanye North: HAHAHA BITCH U REALLY THINK THAT CAN KILL ME? WELL GET REK!1!! LMAO 420. I AM THE IMMORTAL Kanye west HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhsha.
Kanye East: BRUH MOMENT
Kanye North: Now I'm going to visit my big papi Jesus
Kanye North went to heaven to visit his new bf Jesus. They fucked all night and all day and all night and all day....
Kanye East summoned hitler once again. His rage became bigger and bigger, big papi sempai was no longer his crush, but his enemy. A traitor. He couldn't do the sexies with his body so now he shall do it with himself.
Kanye east POV:
I told hitler Jesus was cheating on him with Kanye North, then, I told him Jesus was Jewish. He got so angry he went to visit Jesus and challenged him to an Agni kai.( Zuko was there.) Obviously they ended up having sexy times, which was the best. We did the wildest positions ever, made cum smoothies, and shat on kanye south's and Kim K's Heads. Zuko suddenly left, somehow his honor escaped again.
Third POV:
When Kanye east finally got back home his mom was furious. She couldn't believe he fucked the führer, god's son and; his second cousin, Kanye North. Suddenly Mr.Ye arrived home after going to the milk store.
To be continued...
