the stairs are so narrow and steep for my little stupid rabbit ass legs. god that reminds me, i have to tutor that dildo ass banana joe. i wish to shove him up my ass one day but may my wishes be only imagined through the scenarios i think of while i drift into my slumbers
"fucking move you stupid whore" darwin yells from behind me, "oh it seems i have perhaps held up the stair way, how silly of me" god im so glad darwins adopted, i bend down showing my ripe analatic features. "anais u slut fucking move" gumballs balls beat the shit out of my legs and i have no more sensations id usually endure. "BALLS!!!! WHAT HAVE U DONE TO MY SEXY- I MEAN BABY ANAIS" richard (or should i say big daddy dick) screams from the couch. "BALLS THIS IS THE LAST STRAW" richard pulls gumball buy his sensative ears down into the dungeons; no ones allowed in daddys den only gumball and richard. i hear screaming sometimes and it makes me so jealous, i wish i was gumball </3.
i hobble to banana joes place and we sit on his oddly penis shaped table, "why does ur table look like a cock?" i whisper in a mono-tone "wdym? its literally a table" i brush it off and we get started "okay pull out ur cock- i mean pens... sorry i just...."
"no its okay anais... i havent too..."
"wait... r u fucking homosexula banana joe?"
"um.... yes ive literally been out ever since i released my porno with darwin on the spicy website"
"joe i wanted a piece of ur banana!!!! i thought that was just a rooz"
"no anias... im fucking ur adopted brother.."
i run off crying because of the sad news ive just endorsed. how could darwin do this to me... he knew i had a big fat crush on banana joe. my tears taste like cum as i try n swallow it from my cheeks.
"HeYy R u OkaY HotTTtTTtiE3?" a strange buggy voice says from behind my fat ass cheeks.
"oh hey harry... its nothing"
"dont worry anais lets make kids?"
"u know me so well harry"
*1 DECADE OF EXTREME SEXUAL INTERCOURSE LATER*
i suddenly open my eyes and i smile,, wow i cant believe i fell in love with a spider from a video game.. im really happy.
i look to my left and see.. HOLY SHIT
*in a british roadman accent* "hey bab"
"HARRY STYLES?"
"yes bab its meh hairy stoiles, tehe"
