saloom x reader

meeting saloom

you were walking in this place called block 13 when you see five kids, one of them looks at you and says "إخوانه الذين tf أنت البكم lookin ass ما اللعنة" they all start laughing but then suddenly dream shows up "يا إلهي، الحلم!" one of them says "yes its me" dream says "omg im so sorry for laughing at this ugly ass mf" one of them says "its ok my children i forgive you" dream says before he disappears "who tf are you ugly little things" you say to the five little mistakes infront of you 

(IM TOO LAZY TO KEEP TRANSLATING THIS BS SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION)

"my name is saloom 😘😘😘" he says pulling out his 1800's lookin mf phone recording

a tiktok of him doing the renagade and it gets 7 billion views. "idc about the rest of your friends

ur looking pretty fine ngl saloom😏"you say blushing, saloom blushes "o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o---o-oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--o-oo--o-o-o-o-o-oo--o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo--oo--o-o-oo--o-o-o-oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo--o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo--o-o-o-o-o-oo--o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo--o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-omg......................." saloom says shyly "wtf" abdul says, saloom pulls out a gun and points it at abdul's head "stfu" saloom says shooting him in the head violently suddenly rabbi cartman shows up in a limo "saloom you just won an award for doing the best renagade and you will be replacing charlie damilio in the hype house" he says grabbing saloom by the legs and pulling him into his limo by the legs "omg w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-we have to rescue him!!!" you say. "ill come with hes my discord kitten, i need to buy him nitro" abdul says, you all get in the block 13 mobile and drive into the sunset.