Two trashouths | Richie Tozier (1)

~2~ POISON IVY?

The next morning, my parents were both already out when Bill and I woke up. I made a really messy breakfast, and then we went out to grab our bikes. Richie was standing in front of Bill's house, and he looked up when he saw us walking out of mine.

"Why," Richie said loudly. "Would you sleep with her."

"F-f-f-fuck off Richie." Bill stuttered, walking towards his house to grab his bike.

"Yeah Richie." I agreed. "Fuck off."

Richie knows that Bill and I treat each other like siblings, so I know he's just trying to be an annoying asshole.

"I want to go to the sewers." Bill said.

"But, we were going to the Barrens!" I looked at him.

"I changed my mind."

I took my bike and the three of us rode to Eddie's house. Eddie let us in, and led us into the kitchen. "You guys can grab snacks."

We all started grabbing a bunch of food and stuffing them into our backpacks.

"Take everything except for the Delicious Deals." Eddie grabbed the Delicious Deals Swiss Rolls out of my hand. "My mom loves these."

"But I love the swiss rolls." I pouted.

Eddie looked at me and sighed at my puppy face. "Fine, you get one." he took a swiss roll out of the box and gave it to me.

I punched the air. "YES!"

"How come she  gets one?" Richie crossed his arms.

"Because she's my favorite." Eddie shrugged.

I tossed my long black hair over my shoulder and kissed his cheek. "Thank you Ed's. You're my favorite too."

Bill fake gasped. "I thought I was."

"Eddie's my kid at this point, of course he's my favorite. Stan's also my favorite. You're my best friend."

It was true. I had developed a motherly instinct towards Eddie and Stan, since they were always the more frightened and cautious ones of the group.

"Hey," Eddie said. "First we said the barrens, now we're saying the sewer. What if we get caught?"

"W-w-we won't Ed's. The sewers are for the public. We're public." Bill replied.

Richie started looking through Eddie's cabinets. "Hey Eddie, are these birth control pills?"

"Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister." Eddie walked over and shut the cabinet. "This is private stuff!"

I rolled my eyes at Richie's antics. After we stuffed out bags with snacks, we started heading out.

Mrs. K was sitting in front of the TV. "Eddie bear!"

I snickered. "Eddie bear."

"Shut up." Eddie whispered.

"Where are you boys off to in such a rush?" she asked, filing her nails.

"And girl." Eddie pointed to me.

"If you can even call her a girl." Richie pointed to my chest. "There's nothing there."

Fuck you Tozier, I mouthed. It was true, I had a pretty small chest. But I didn't need Richie telling me that.

"J-j-j-just my backyard Mrs. K." Bill said. "I got a new....."

"Croquet set." I butt in to save him.

"Jeez, just spit it out B-B-Bill." Richie taunted. 

I hit his arm.