Am I back? Yes. on valentines day? Yes. For all of you that doesn't have a valentine here's a new chapter
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The door opened at the middle of the night, the older Dazai was standing while his sister was on her computer playing,
Currently 12 am in the morning
"Why hello there dear brother, did you enjoy your date?" She said moving an inch from her computer.
"It was very nice of you to use me as bait" He smiled and closed the door "mhm, it was fun I know right!" Y/n said as she finally looked at her brother.
"It was certainly not!" Dazai flopped in front of her desk "Hey! You're blocking my screen!" She tries to push away her brother
"I was injured, you know!" Dazai playfully whined and laid his back on her keyboard
"Ni-chan! GET THE F*CK OFF MY KEYBOARD" Y/n silently yelled and pulled her brother's hand then dragged him down.
"OUCH! How mean!" Dazai yelped as he was now facing the floor "since no one wants to commit double suicide with you, you can kiss the floor for valentines" she said
"Hey!" "If you're gonna use the 'I'm injured' excuse, just know that you don't have a cast right now" she said as she flopped back on her chair and continued playing.
"Is that how you treat your loving brother now?" Dazai acted hurt as he sat up "say that once you give back my chocolate stash" she said.
"What chocolate stash" "I know it was you who took my stash! You're the only one I ever told about it!" She complained as she put both of her hands on her waist.
"That stash!? IT WAS GONE!?"
"Don't act like you didn't steal it!"
Korosensei had walked in the two with a familiar stash of chocolates in one of his tentacles.
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"So it was you!" The two siblings yelled in sync and proceeded to chase after the yellow octopus, holding an anti-sensei knife.
While the siblings were busy chasing down the octopus a certain red head was watching from a distance.
'Knew this would happen' he thought as he smiled mischievously and ate the last chocolate bar
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Your POV
"Okay okay! Wake up everyone!" I yelled as I banged two pots together.
"Y/n, it's still too early. Why are you waking us up?" Isogai asked as he yawned
"Plus, you don't like mornings either so how did you wake up so early" Hinano asked
"Well Hon, it's what you call all nighter. AND WAKE UP EVERYONE THE TRAIN IS GONNA LEAVE IN A HOUR" I yelled as Korosensei quickly sprinted in front of me with his big *ss bag.
"Don't tell me those are full of souvenirs" Nagisa sighed as Korosensei's face became orange with a huge red circle
"Correct, Nagisa-kun. We must have something to remind us of this beautiful city!"
"Just say that those are food, plus you have a mach 20 you can just get them in a split second"
"Eh!? But using my speed too much drains my energy!" Korosensei complained but his actions betrayed his words as he was sliding left to right in a full speed
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"Okay maybe not"
"WAKE UP AND GET READY I'M GOING TO LEAVE ALL OF YOU HERE IF YOU WON'T BE AT THE STATION IN 30 MINUTES" I yelled as I went out of the apartment.
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I'm now in the station with ni-chan waiting for my classmates.
Karma was the first one to be here after me, bothe my brother and him get along for unknown reasons.
"So I'll just have to do that to get someone spilling all the secrets?" Karma asked my brother as ni-chan nodded in excitement
"Mhm! It's a tried and tested technique! No need to worry about it not working" he said with a smile
"Why thank you for this information, it will be very useful in the near future" Karma smiled evilly as my brother laughed
'God I know I'm a sinner but please get these two away from me. They're too dangerous' I thought as I scrolled it my phone and drank water
"You know Karma, you'd make a great brother-in-law!" Ni-chan pointed out as I spit the water I was drinking to his face
"Hey! Ew!" He complained as he got out a handkerchief and wiped his face
"Don't even try to consider the idea, Karma. I don't need two demons in my life" I said as Karma raised both of his hands in the air
"What's wrong with having two of us? I mean, it would be fun~" he said with a sly tone
"Not for me, I'm sparing myself the chaos" I said as I went back to scrolling on my phone
"Ugh. Don't worry Karma, you have my blessing to be her boyfriend. If you need help, just ask me" My brother whispered to Karma, purposely being loud enough for me to hear
"I should've stayed with Chuuya-san" I said to myself, sighing I disagreement
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Have a great night/day! Might have write a special chapter later for valentines
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Unequal life || bsd x assassination classroom crossover || K. Akabane
Fanfic________________ Every person is special on their own way that makes them all equal. But every life they live in will never be equal. .... "Until now you Still follow your his orders huh?" "Once a puppet, always a puppet" "Why won't we change that?"...
