Map From Dora The Explorer x Map bot

the first interaction 🥺

Map Bots pov:

I started doing my usual shift here at the Pizzaplex. "Please take this map, take a map", I say in my sexy monotone voice 😗🤞

Suddenly, a young football head having ass child walks by. "Please take this map, take a map".

"No thanks, I have a map!" said this crunchy ass little bitch as she pulls out the sexiest map I've ever seen. His waist was absolutely snatched and he had the prettiest eyes ever. "I'M THE MAP!" said the hot rolled paper below. Omfg I need him to rail me

Map's pov:
Everyone stfu, I'm the map

Dora's pov:

"Can you tell me where the crusty ass ugly ass robot is?", I say to my audience. Of course, there was silence. I never hear anything from them, I could never hear them in the first place. I just have to do it. Nick Jr would be mad if I were to stop speaking to the children about my countless adventures and how they could "help me" during the show. The things I've seen Nickelodeon do to it's cast.... It's horrifying. Sometimes whenever SpongeBob wouldn't do his laugh during an episode, they'd put him in the lion's den and we had to watch as he screamed the most bloodcurdling scream. We couldn't help him. That's why "SpongeBob" has a new design, it was never because the artist changed their style. I'm scared of where I work, I wish I could just quit, but I can't. I signed that contract and I wish I could go back and stop myself from signing that stupid, stupid contract. My mother, my father, mi abuela, Boots and his family, all in danger because of my stupid actions. Shit, I've left them hanging for too long... I have to speak...

"That's right! Sir, can you ple-"

"Who are you calling "sir"? You musty ass, crunchy ass, breaking the 4th wall ass, "Hey Arnold" looking ass, Stewie Griffin head ass bitch? Are you trying to die today?"

"Well, no ma'am, I-"

Map Bot's pov:

This bitch is misgendering me left to right. I then mercilessly beat the small child to death and stole the Map from her cold, dead hands. Finally..... He's all mine....

Dora's (soul) pov:

I've... died?...
But how?...
Am I really free from all of this torture?...
I'm free....
I'm finally... finally free...

Suddenly, I've been taken back. Back to the studio. Back with my mother and father and abuela. And Boots... Where is Boots?

I go over to the director and ask him.

"Excuse me, sir? Where's Boots?...."

"Boots was trying to reach out to the audience. He broke his character in the process. You know where he would be..."

Fuck

I rushed over to the lion's den immediately. Maybe he fought them off like the brave little monkey he is...

He's fine..
He's gonna be okay...
Please may he be okay.....

*Timeskip to the lion's den*

I look into the glass. It was those kinds of glass you would see in an interrogation booth at a police station. One side a mirror, the other a window into the next room. I look inside. Boots was there, well and alive. He was hanging by a thread surrounding by lions. He hung onto that thread for so long, his hands became red and swollen. I promised I would protect him, but I couldn't in this moment.

"PLEASE, GET HIM OUT OF THERE!" I screamed to the guard at the door

"I'm sorry, Dora, you know I can't do that."

"PLEASE, HE HAS A FAMILY. HE NEEDS THEM. HE NEEDS ME. I NEED HIM. JUST GET HIM OUT OF THERE!" I shouted.

Then my worst fear happened... I heard him... Screaming. I look back into the window and saw him falling down to his inevitable death. I saw those lions tear him into thousands and thousands of piece. I couldn't bear to watch anymore. It was horrible. My best friend since childhood... Gone.

You see, when the main character in a show "dies", they're brought back by some strange force. I don't know exactly what it is, but I do know that the system will flaw sometimes, hence the SpongeBob incident. But when a background character or side character dies, they're never brought back. They have to be redrawn, but they never know anything that happened before. Patrick was just like that, and everyone thought it was just him being... Well, him. I'm gonna miss old Boots. He's never done anything wrong and has sadly succumbed to this terrible, terrible fate. Goodbye, old friend....

Map Bots pov:

FUCK YEAH, TIME FOR HOT SEXY TIME WITH MAP

To be continued
I'm terribly sorry if I ruined your childhood in this thing, I just needed some angst. I'm so so sorry.