Alaina x Adam: Finding Love in the Badussy War

The Badussy War

it was first period, Alaina and Adam are seated in sex-ed class while Ms. Cupcakke shows everyone how to preform CPR. class is interrupted by a knocking on the door. Ms. Cupcakke opens the door and Principal Jiafei walks in. "I have a very important announcement to make." Principal Jiafei said, "Cardi B stole President Nicki Minaj's grammy a couple days ago and President Minaj has declared the Badussy War."

Everybody gasps. chaos immediately breaks out in the classroom but this ends quickly after Ms. Cupcakke shushed the class with her powerful pussy queef. "Because of this, some of you will be drafted into the Badussy War and school will shut down after today." Everyone's jaw drops, but Alaina passed out. Principal Jiafei and Ms. Cupcakke run to her and lay her on the ground. "EVERYONE STAND CLEAR" Ms. Cupcakke yelled. She stacks her hands and presses them on her chest while reciting "your dick brick hard like a metal, Æ, i got three holes for it like a pretzel, mMm"

Adam notices Ms. Cupcakke is going too fast and steps in to save Alaina. "tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous, tIGht, i'm here to serve you customer service, riGht" Alaina wakes up and hooray she got saved asf.

After everybody went home, Alaina's parents tell her they have unfortunate news for her. "you have been drafted into the badussy war to fight for President Minaj" Alaina's heart sinks, she doesn't know what to do. cum falls from the ceiling, anyways.

Adams parents tell him that they also have unfortunate news for him. "You have been drafted into the badussy war to fight for Cardi B" Adam has the same reaction as his star-crossed lover.

WHY DID I CVM-

anyways

they fly to their training bases where they train, duh.

some weeks later

it's the first day of the badussy war, Both Alaina and Adam are on the field and scared. everybody starts fighting. Adam and Alaina sweep through their enemies like running through a field of tall grass. they eventually confront eachother, they are both masked so they don't know or something. they fight eachother but they like can't kill eachother because whatever. Alaina is about to stab Adam, "WAIT!" Adam yells. "Nicki Minaj is the queen of rap" Alaina recognizes his voice and unmasks herself. Adam also unmasks himself, they both cum.

they start dancing and the war is over because Nicki Minaj turned Cardi B into a fly and fed her to a frog.
they kiss eachother and Adam gets hard but they forgot to deactivate a cum bomb so it explodes and they die from drowning in the cum.

fin.