Rhythm Burners A Pit x Dark Pit parody

Rhymth Burners

It was a cold and rainy day. For some reason Pit was asked to come outside by his own twin. What could it be?

There on the ledge his twin was facing away from him. "What did you want to see me for?" Pit asked. "I want to show you something." Dark Pit turned and gave him a picture.

Then Pit's face went red. What was this? Who would draw this? Why is he doing THAT to his twin?! "Pittoo what the hell is this?" He asked. "Wierdos for some reason ship us together." His twin replied.

Pit was at a loss for words. "There's more." "No..."

From there Pittoo began to show him more art of them together. Some were actually cute and some were just plain wierd. Wierd in a explicit way.

"What should we do?" Pit asked. "We must burn them all but we need the help of three people" Pittoo replied. "Who?" "They're on the way."

A few hours later and a orange dragon with blue eyes, a pure white humanoid, and a walking dog with an orange beanie appeared. "Who are they?" Pit asked.

"The dragon is Peril. She can set things on fire just by touching them, the human is Karate Joe. He still lives with his parents. And the dog is Parappa. He's a rapper."

Without hesitation Karate Joe and Parappa began to sort out the art. With a chop, block, turn and pose all the art and fanfics were organized in a pile. "Dang they work fast." Pit exclaimed. "Yeah that's we do!" Parappa replied. "Peril burn!" Karate Joe commanded. "You got it boss!" Peril replied.

In a blink of an eye all the incest art was ash. "Thank you Rhythm Burners for destroying this ship." Pittoo thanked them. "No problem" Parappa said. "It's what we do." Karate Joe said. "Now it's time to burn other incest ships!" Peril said.

As they were leaving the angels sat near a ledge.

"Pittoo why do people ship us?"

"Because people are wierd like that. And probably because we both saved each other."

"That was only one time though."

"Yeah but people are going to continue no matter what. Even if we hate it there will still be those that ship us."

"It was your fault for getting captured by the Cahos Kin."

"What? If you hadn't released it we never would've dealt with that thing in the first place!"

"Well, I didn't know that the Lunar Sanctum was a prison!"

And those two continued to argue about whose fault it was.

The End