{ youngmin incorrect quotes }
hongjoong: While I'm gone, Youngmin, you're in charge.
youngmin: Yes!!!
hongjoong, whispering: Yeosang, you're secretly in charge.
yeosang: Obviously.
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san: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
youngmin: Go the fuck to sleep
san: What gif I don't want to?
youngmin: Fuck You
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youngmin: So that's my plan.
hongjoong: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
youngmin: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
hongjoong: It fucking sucks.
youngmin: That's not constructive criticism.
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youngmin: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
yeosang: How can you still say that?
youngmin: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Youngmin: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Seonghwa: If?
Jongho: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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seonghwa: Why is youngmin so sad?
mingi: he took one of those "Which Ateez Member Are You?" quizzes
seonghwa: And...?
mingi: he got wooyoung
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youngmin: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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youngmin: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
san: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
youngmin: Absolutely not.
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wooyoung: Hey hongjoong,
hongjoong: Yes?
wooyoung: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
hongjoong:
hongjoong: Where's youngmin?
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mingi: do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?
youngmin: those aee the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed
jongho: look that you did, you scared him. Stupid idiot
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seonghwa: *answers his phone* hello
youngmin: it's youngmin
seonghwa: what did he do this time?
youngmin: no, its me. youngmin
seonghwa: what did YOU do this time?
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yeosang: there's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart
youngmin: I photosynthesize with this
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yunho: youngmin may give off bad boy vibes but he has what we call baby boy energy
wooyoung: wha-
yunho: *points to youngmin who's squished himself onto one coushion on the couch*
youngmin: *waves with sweater paws* hi guys
wooyoung: i see
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youngmin: you're giving me a sticker?
mingi: not just any sticker. this is a sticker of a cat saying "meow"
youngmin: im not in preschool
mingi: fine, ill take it back
youngmin: no i earned this. back off!
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jongho: could you not stand so close? you're making me claustrophobic
wooyoung: what does 'claustrophobic' mean?
san: it means he's afraid of santa claus
jongho: no it doesn't
youngmin: ho ho ho!
san: stop it youngmin! you're scaring him!
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incorrect quotes aren't mine. credits to the orignial owners
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