𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 // 𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 // 𝙗𝙭𝙗𝙭𝙗

chapter one: one tiny problem

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A/N: AHJDAJH FELIX IN THE ODDINARY TRAILER IM GONNA DIE

AND CHAN  WITH THE GLOVES AND THE FUCKING GLASSES AHHH AND RED HAIR HYUNJIN AGJHDFA AND I.N PINNING FELIX JOASHDDSAB

GOD TAKE ME NOW IM READY

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Ren POV:

I held Itsuki's hand as we stroll through the school hallway, people staring at as like always. There are some people who give us strange or disgusted looks and some just seem scared or frightened. Me and Itsuki decided to fully give up on trying to kill everyone who did not accept us because at one point it just got tiring, they just kept coming back. We now only killed the people who had the audacity and courage to say homophobic comments right to our faces.

The whole school probably already knows about how people who talk shit about us magically disappear or gets killed the next day, and because of that many people started to avoid us. And we don't mind at all, in fact, (and i think i can speak for the both of us) we are almost completely content with our life right now. Almost. You see, shortly after me and this doofus got together we realized that we were happy but.. we were missing something. That was until we got over our honeymoon phase and started paying attention to Haruma again.

Haruma was the sweetest little angel and our childhood best friend. He was kind, caring, supportive, and way too cute for his own good. That was when we found the missing piece, it wasn't something it was someone. I spent a month sulking and feeling guilty because I felt like I was cheating on Itsuki, so imagine the shock I experienced when he said he felt the same way.

I was really happy, and so began operation M.H.F.F.U.A.T.T.H.W.M.P! In other words operation make Haruma fall for us and then tell him we murder people! Nothing could go wrong! wait.. were Muderers!! Theres no way a cute, little, innocent, smart, and pretty Haruma would fall for psychos! I looked at Itsuki with a distressed face and pulled him into the boys bathroom.

Itsuki POV:

Me and Ren were walking to class, hand-in-hand, excited to see a certain blonde-haired boy. Well, we were walking to class but Ren suddenly stopped and looked at me with a surprised expression on his face and before I could ask what was wrong, he pulled me in to the bathrooms.

I was about to get mad but then I saw the confused and panicked expression on his face. My features immediately softened and I hugged him to try and calm him down. After a while he looked up to me with teary eyes and my heart almost broke into two."What's wrong baby?" I say while rubbing his back. Ren never cried and I was starting to get really worried. "w-well Haruma i-is like a sweet, cute and innocent little bunny and were l-like a ferocious, out of control and unhinged tiger!" A small chuckle escaped my lips, how cute. "okay, and your point is..?" I ask genuinely curious.

"we kill people Itsuki!" Ren says, distress clearly evident in his voice. "There's no way Haruma will ever like us!" Ren says matter of factly, bitterness spilling from his voice. I looked at him and then started to laugh hysterically. A small pout appears on his face and I try my best not to coo. "This is serious!" he practically shouts, hitting me lightly.

I sigh and look at his eyes. "darling, did you just figure that out now?". He looks at me and then nods slowly. I rub his cheeks and look him in the eye. "I love Haruma as much as I love you and I think you feel the same way." he hums in response "and we both know how much of an accepting person he is right?" he again nods slowly "all we can do now is make him fall in love with us, once he is, then we can try and talk to him about this and what we like to do in our free time, okay?" Ren maintains eye contact with me for a few seconds until he speaks up "but.. what if he doesn't accept us? what if h-he becomes scared of us?" you can see the pained expression on his face, I try my best to comfort him but to be completely honest, I was just as scared as he is, questions and worries always kept me up at night. "then we've just got to hope for the better!" i say trying to light up the mood.

He smiles at me and then hugs me "you are the best boyfriend ever!" he says happily. I happily reciprocate the hug. We then exit the boys toilets, smiling like idiots. "but you have to admit seeing Haruma killing someone would be REALLY hot." he says with a smirk on his face. My mind starts to wander as it starts to picture that exact scene, but I shake my thoughts away, laughing softly. We would be lucky enough to have him accept us as murderers, and I doubt Haruma, the same Haruma who cries every time we rewatch banana fish, could ever think of murdering someone. "yeah.." I say softly. Yes, its practically impossible but I wont deny it being hot. Of course we would never want to force Haruma into doing something he did not want to do.

little did the two whipped boys know, they were about to see that exact scene, more sooner than they thought.