While scrolling through tiktok Mr. Hippo found a drink called lean. He didn't know what it was so he searched it up. After finding out how to make lean. He decided he would make it and try it. As he gathered the materials needed, he seconded guessed himself if this was a good idea. After a quick scan of what lean does to you he decided to.(Mr hippo likes drugs) After making lean and drinking it. He thought it wasn't working until he went out to his usual karaoke club and it kicked in like a kick in the balls. He felt immediately happy during the karaoke session and once he got home, he passed out the floor happy as fuck. When he woke up he saw God behind him. God says "welcome my child". Mr hippo replies with, "who tf are you". And then he gets sent to hell. The end