League of Legends: The Free Rotation

Episode 1

In an unnamed location, there is the richest company in Runeterra. In that company there is someone hard at work, this is his story.

Soraka: "So i uhhh, came here for the new job?"

The room was a dark office with a desk and a big window that was covered by grey blinds. The wall with the door was just more windows, they lead to another office with a similar desk, that room had a door that lead to the rest of the building.

Gnar: "Good good, I have been needing a new secretary."

Soraka: "So, who exactly are you?"

Gnar: "Well my dear, let me just step out of the shadows and show you, it is I."

Gnar: "CORPORATE GNAR!!!"

He wore a grey business suit, and had black and grey slick fur, with a darker tuft slicked back on the top of his head. His ears were pointed backwards.

Soraka: "And what is it you do here?"

Gnar: "I'm in charge of all the free stuff, mostly just free champion weeks. But you know those extra bonus rp weeks, you have me to thank me for them."

Soraka: "Oh yeah, like the one that you scheduled right after me and everyone else used up our gift cards?"

Gnar: "Exactly, my boss wanted to announce, and have it two weeks earlier, but I was luckily able to convince him otherwise."

Soraka: "I'm sure everyone was so happy you did that. Anyways, how exactly did you pick this week's free champions?"

Gnar: "Well, last week everyone kept dying a lot, and I mean 2/16/7 scores. I thought it was maybe because I only made one tank free. So to fix that i just picked a bunch of guys that are unkillable this week."

Soraka: "Don't you think "unkillable" is a little too far, you kinda got to have a heal for that. and Volibear doesn't even have a, wait. Mundo's ability's cost health and, oh. At least Renekton cant heal so much, darn it never mind. and then there is Taric. Looks like im going to have to tell my adc to build executioner's cal- not again. i guess your right, no one is dying this week."

Gnar: "And to add to it, Nautilus got buffed, I was told he is now one of the best junglers out there, so I thought I would let people carry their teams with him. Also, people complained that Kalista hasn't been free enough yet, so I made her free again. finally, they need an easier champ to play, so I picked Viktor."