Robotnik Family Incorrect Quotes

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Eggman: Hey, Cubot? Can I get some dating advice?

Cubot: Just because I'm with Orbot doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Eggman: Orbot, keep an eye on Cubot today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Orbot: Sure, I'd love to see Cubot get punched.

Eggman: Try again.

Orbot, sighing: I will stop Cubot from getting punched.

Eggman: I know you snuck out last night, Cubot.

Orbot: Play dumb!

Cubot: Who's Cubot?

Orbot: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Eggman: HELP! I TOLD ORBOT I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Cubot, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Eggman: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Cubot, amazed: Wow...

Orbot, to Cubot: Well what does that mean?

Cubot: I don't know.

Cubot, to Eggman: What does that mean?

Eggman: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Cubot: If?

Orbot: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Eggman, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Cubot, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids

Orbot: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Eggman: playing systemic oppression

Eggman: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Cubot: Alright.

Eggman: TraitorSayWhat?

Orbot: Excuse me?

Eggman: What?

Cubot:

Eggman:

Eggman: No wait-

Eggman: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Cubot: We got spring water

Eggman: NO.

Orbot: with EXTRA minerals

Cubot: it's like licking a stalagmite

Eggman: DON'T COME HOME.

Orbot: Mmmmm cave water

Nominatus, negotiating with Eggman: We have Orbot. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed

Orbot: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Nominatus:

Orbot: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–