Slender School Day 1

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Slendy: EVERYONE PLEASE REPORT TO THE LIVING ROOM FOR A MEETING!!!!!!

Everyone:*go to living room*

BEN: Is this going to be long? I was just about to beat Luna in Super Smash Bros.

Luna:vNo u weren't!!!! You're such a liar, I was about to beat you!!!!!

BEN: Nu-huh.

Luna: Yeah-huh.

BEN: Nu-huh.

Luna: Yeah-huh.

Slendy: Would you two be quiet! Anyway, I called this meeting to inform you that anyone under the age of 18, or that dropped out of school, are required to attemd my school.

Jane: So that means everyone?

Slendy: No...well, yes.

Everyone who hated school: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Everyone who liked school: YAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Slendy: Class starts first thing tomorrow at the abandoned school.*teleports away*

Kira:*shakes Luna* WHY MUST DIS HAPPEN!?!? WE'RE KILLERS, NOT SOME...SOME LITTLE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna: Technically we're only 16.

Masky: Yep.

Kira: YOU AGREE WITH HIM!?!?!

Masky and Luna: NO!

Kira: Good.

Luna: Whelp, i'm gonna go beat BEN then I'll go up to our room ane get ready.

BEN: You're NOT gonna beat me!!!!!

Luna: You wanna bet!!!*runs upstairs with BEN*

Kira: Whelp, dad officially sucks.

Masky: Dad?

Kira: I call Slendy dad.

Masky: Oh, well I'm going to get ready 4 tommorow. *goes upstairs*

!TOMORROW!

Slendy:*calling out attendance* Okay, everyone is here, let's begin. Today's lesson will be on addition. Blah blah blah addition blah blah blah how to add blah...

Kira:*raises hand*

Slendy: Yes Kira?

Kira:There are 2,522 bricks on dah wall.

Slendy: What da flup? Uh, anyways, blah blah blah, more addition blah blah...

Luna:*throws pencil at BEN*

BEN:*gives Luna a Wtf look*

Luna:*whispers*Sorry, I dropped it.

Kira:*draws on hand*

Slendy: Kira, please stop drawing on your hand

Kira: On March 17 2012, you told meh to be moar artistic!!!

Slendy: No I didn't.

Kira: Oh...it must have been someone...

Slendy:*continues teaching*Luna , what is the answer to 2+2?

Luna: Luna is not jere at the moment, leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEP!!!

Slendy: O.o Uh...BEN do you know the answer?

BEN: Fish.

Slendy: No, it's 4, the answer is 4.

LATER

L.J.: When's lunch?

Slendy:*checks imaginary watch*Uh, about 5 minutes.

L.J.: YAY!!!

Luna: Finally, I'm starving!

5 MINUTES LATER

Luna: YAAAY!!!!!!*runs out of classroom*

Kira: POPLOP!!!*runs after her*

Slendy: Class hasn't been dismissed yet...

Everyone Else:*leave*

Slendy: WTF!!!

AFTER LUNCH

Slendy: Blah blah blah, school stuff, blah blah...

Luna:*staring blankly out the window, sees dark cloud and points to it*IT'S GONNA RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: O.o

Slendy: Uh okay...*goes back to teaching*

Kira:*raises hand*

Slendy: Yes Kira?

Kira: When's school out?

Slendy: About an hour*keeps teaching*

Kira:*asks when is school out every 5 minutes*

!BELL RINGS!

Luna:vFREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Kira: YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!*both run out of classroom*

Slendy: Those 2 have serious issues..

Hey guys! Luna here, I just have to say, most of the random stuff Kira and I do is based off the book, 50 things to do when you're bored by myhonestopinion. Hope you enjoyed this randomness, bye!~

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