✋︎ hate money pr□︎blems..

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Eris: "Look (F)! The ocean!"

Eris instantly runs to the water and throws it into the air as if she hasn't seen it in 50 years. She tastes a bit of it.

Eris: "It's salty!"

(F): "Hehe, come to think of it, you've never seen the ocean before, have you?"

Eris: "I want to swim in it!"

(F): "*Inhales* You don't have a bathing suit

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(F): "*Inhales* You don't have a bathing suit. How would you?"

Eris: "What's that? I don't need one!"

She hands you her coat.

(F): [She isn't gonna swim.. naked.. This is so stupid..]

Ruijerd: "I wouldn't advise it."

(F): "Something wrong with the water?"

Ruijerd: "Yes, it's teeming with monsters."

Eris: "Oh come on!"

(F): [*Sigh* Thanks for saving me the stamina of having to cover her up, Ruijerd.]

Small time skip

Talhand: "Oh, it's land! Dry land at last!"

Elinalise: "It was only a boat ride. Pathetic isn't he?"

Talhand: "W-What did you say? H-Hey, get back here!"

Roxy: "*Sigh* The two of you had better not forget what we came here for!

(F): [Is that voice.. No it can't be.]

RG: "Hey, you guys are 'Dead End,' right?"

(F): "Huh?"

RG: "I've been hearing a lot about you lately. 'Mad Dog' Eris. 'Guard Dog' Ruijerd. And you're um.."

(F): "Call me Sans for now."

RG: "Nah, I'm pretty sure it was 'Kennel Master' Rudjerd.'"

(F): "I swear this is giving me a headache.But, hehehe. Call me Sans. G O T  I T?"

 G O T  I T?"

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RG: "Y-Yes!"

(F): "By the way, whats the boat cost?"

RG: "Two thousand green ore coins."

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