Why You Shouldn't Call Me a Midget.

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Why you shouldn't call me a midget?

For one, I'm not!

For two, It's rude!

For three, Do you really want to be mean to a fairy?

Fourth, Don't be an imitation of *cough* Pan *cough*

Fifth, Why do you WANT to be mean to me?!

Sixth, My best friends Regina, So think it over.

So, yup, don't call me a midget.

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