It was 5pm, Exzryia just woke up after a long night of drinking (Because they're emo), it was the day off on their night shift at the Pizzaplex the night before. The job consisted of checking up on the animatronics, turning on security bots and checking everywhere for leftover kids.
Exzryia did a little hip do hop de hip doobie hop out of the bed and did a little Irish jig to shake the hangover off, but fell flat on their face. ''GORUAGHRAUGRAGRAHGAHKJSDHFJKHF I HATE MY FRICKEN JOB AT FREDDY FAT BEARS PIZZERPLEX!!! b--bb-b-b--b-b--b-b-b-b-but i--i-i-i---i--i-i'll stay f-f-f-f-for my l-l--l--llittle fredbear i s-s-s--s-suppose..'' Exzryia grumbled while mopping around their apartment on all fours, they start galloping towards the kitchen and reach the sink, they leap up onto the counter and turn on the tap water. They wrap their mouth around the faucet and start gulping down the water. They finished five minutes later and jumped down off the counter and stood up and did another miniature hop do be hop do the bop hop.
Their shift started at 11pm, so he decided to go back to bed until 10. Exzryia woke up upside down dangling off their ceiling fan by their duvet cover. ''H--h-h-h-h--h-h-how did this h-h-h-happen..'' Exzryia delicately casually coquette-ly petitely falls to the mattress with a squeak. ''Oh my golly goodness it's 10:01pm! I'm going to be late to see my little tookie wookie tiki wiki sexy fredbear!! Ahhh!'' Exzryia did a delicate front flip out of bed and back flipped into their uniform, and then did a little dash out their front door. They ran very very v ery veyr very very fast to hte pizzaplex at 10000000000000000000000000000000 mph. When they got there they ran in very quickly. It was now coincidentally exactly 11pm, Exzryia turned on their favourite security bots they had quirkily named ''Maze'' and ''Kelpflakes'', then turned on the rest and ran to Glamrock Freddy's room.
''Hewwo fweddy?? A-a-a-a-a--are u dewweeee...'' Exzryia asked very very kawaii-ly :333 ''What?'' The robot responded. ''FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' Exzryia screamed, they were surely going to get fired soon. This behaviour was unacceptable in a work environment. ''Oh, Exzryia. Hello.'' Freddy responded to Exzryias horrifying blood curdling screams. ''How are u today freddy?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?! Do you need to be checked-up?!?!?!'' They took a screwdriver out of their pocket and attempted to do a trick, but dropped it. ''Ng-g-g--g-gn-g--h--pgn-g-gng-ppphpghgppf I'm such a little Clutz! !Tehe!'' They bent over to pick it up and as they did so let out a kawaii little toot. As they stood straight freddy was staring down at them with a sympathetic expression. ''No, superstar, I'm in no need for any fixing today. Thank you.'', ''ARE U SURE KITTEN WHISKERS?!?!..'' Exzryia responded to the robots blatant honesty. ''Yes.'', Exzryia walked away, defeated, and moved to the next room, Montgomery Gator.
There was loud banging and crashing noises coming from inside the room, Exzryia hesitantly entered. A brick was flung directly at their face and they fell on their back, the door slammed in front of them. Their face now a bloody mess. They started crawling to the next room, Glamrock Chica's room. The door opened. ''Hello? Oh no! What happened to you?'' The robot questioned. ''whhhewnnewnmnmnemwafmmmenrmwn,rwn,rnew,nm,nvmklrpwpepw[pe[pppwpwppqpgkpkrkkkepkepkrpkpekrrkkrkrkrkkr'' Exzryia answered the question professionally. ''Hmm.. That's A-Okay then!'' The night guard continued crawling to the next room, Roxanne, The door opened. ''Ew what happened to you? That's pathetic. Seriously, get out.'' The robot kicked them in the face and the door slammed. Exzryia, defeated, fell down, flat on their face and passed out.
They woke up a few hours later to being cradled and sung to.. ww-w--ww-w-wow it was no other than.. f-f-f-freddy fazbear! ''oohhh suupperstarrr sutpetrssssstaaaar'' Freddy canonically sung to Exzryia. ''F-f-f-f-fredyd... I luv u baby..'' Exzryia whispered softly
''i love u too sugarplum umpie lumpy shnuckem nuckem pumpkin dookie snookie lovely poopypie ladybear snickers little superstar uperstar looperstar snookerstar'' the robot danced and sung and swirled and twirled and danced and sung and danced (They were on the dancefloor with DJ music man!!!!!!!!!!! he cant help but dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
THE. END!
