A Pirate In Hogwarts

Chapter One

Harry's POV:

Aunt Petunia told me to stay out of the house for the next few days. Since I'm out of the house I might as well go clear my head. To the port, I go! The port is always so relaxing. As I'm making my way over to the port I hear gunshots. I'm not scared as I have previously befriended a boss to one of the mafias that deal with pirates. Her name is Balalaika. 

I walk around the shipping container that blocks my path to the water. After I walk around the shipping container I come face to face with an American man that looks like how Balalaika described Dutch. 

"Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting what you are doing," I said. "It's fine kid. What are you doing here anyway?" The man asked. "I'm on my way to see the water and perhaps make a call to Balalaika. Why do you ask?" I asked. "just curious... WAIT you know Balalaika?!" He screamed/asked. "Yes, I know Balalaika. You know you look exactly as she described a friend of hers, Dutch I believe his name is," I said. "I am Dutch. How do you know Balalaika?"Dutch asked. "I met her while I was on my way to see the water. After talking to her for a couple of hours we became friends." I replied. 

After saying that I began to feel woozy. I started to collapse. "Woah there kid. Are you okay?" Dutch asked. "I'm fine. This happens a lot." I reply. "Damn woman forgot to give me any food this month," I mumbled hoping Dutch didn't hear me. "What do you mean you haven't had food at all this month?!" Dutch asked very worriedly. "I thought it was normal to not get any food for a month," I said confused. "That is not normal. You are supposed to have three meals a day." Dutch informed me. "The only time I have ever had three meals a day is back when my parents were alive," I said. "Look how about this. You come with me and we can get you away from your abuseful household. Then we can find someone to adopt you." Dutch offered. "Add in that you'll give me a gun and we shoot the abuseful motherfuckers and you have yourself a deal," I said confidently. 

"What kind of gun do you want?" Dutch asked. "A Beretta M9 or a Glock 19 are my guns of choice," I told Dutch. "Come on we'll see if we have either of those," Dutch told me as we started walking towards the Black Lagoon. I see a woman who looks like how Balalaika described  Revy. "Excuse me Dutch, could I borrow your phone?" I asked. "Sure kid. Here." Dutch said passing me his phone. I started to type in Balalaika's number and pressed the call button. She picked up after two rings. 

"Hello," she said. "Hi Balalaika," I said. "Hi Harry," She said. "So you know how I like to sit near the water at the port," I said. "Yeah. What happened?" She asked. "Well... I ran into Dutch and now we are on our way to get me a gun so that I can kill my abusive family. So I was wondering if you know anyone that you trust to adopt me." I said/asked. "Of course. I know Revy and Rock want to adopt a child. I recommend them." She told me. "Thanks, Balalaika. Talk to you later." I said. "Talk to you later Harry."  She said. I hung up the phone and handed it back to Dutch. He handed me a Beretta M9 and told Revy to accompany me to my abuseful family to kill them.