Frantic Fanfic Stories

Mario's Confession

Characters: Mario Incest, Polkka
Writers: WhoreMad, Polkka, and Sakura
Rated All Ages

"Polka, we need to talk. It's
serious" That was the message Mario
sent me, I didn't know what was
bothering him so much. It could
probably be that lousy plumbing job
he has, I know he was planning on
putting his two weeks in. And yet he
hasn't, because of his brother or
something. I text him back telling
him I'd be there for him, and sent a
cute lil image of a crab to make him
happy, he sends me a smiley face
emoji back, classic Mario. A man of
few words, but with tons of secrets.
I wasn't looking forward for what he
would tell me tomorrow though.
Soon the next day came and Mario and I decided to meet up at his place.
That man has no clue how to decorate, he just slaps whatever looks cool on the wall. I don't tell him that I
think it's weird, cause that's what
friends are for, keeping white lies.
I wish he kept this one secret though
"Saya.. Polka! I hava meant to tell a
you something."
"Of course! Mario, we're best
friends! What do you need?"
Mario hesitates, looking at the floor
instead of my eyes. I knew this was
serious. I couldn't see his mouth as
it was covered by that comically
round nose of his.
"Well a Polka... Luigi and I are...
We're in a secret relationship."
My eyes became large, why would he
say such a thing?! Mario was a
different kind of guy, a little
desperate, saving the princess and
all, but I never thought he would
stoop so low!

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My breathing got heavy as I almost
fell to the ground, luckily Mario
grabbed ne before ny body could hit
the ground. I looked at him with
glassy eyes. Slouly opening ny nouth
to speak

"Okay fine but that neans I get to
have Peach's hand in marriage"

I saw his eyes visibly brightened up.
"Deal! He replied happily before the
door behind us opened and a penis
appeared fron the stairs. The Figure
was enueloped in darkness, naking it
so I can't see who it is. "GKE .H"
It said

That was two years ago

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Polkka woke up in a white bed in the
middle of what seemed to be an
endless void of black. Once they
fully open their eyes they see a man
hovering over them. He is saying
"Wake Up. Wake Up. He's Behind You.
Run.-Run. Run. He's Behind You."

Polkka quickly looked behind
themselves. They see Mario running at full speed, he was pissed. The black
void around them seem to have fell,
like wall falling on a set. Around
then was a small floating stage in
the air, Mario was still coming at
them with what looked to be fire
ready in his hand. Polkka couldn't
run, they would just fall off the
stage. With Mario within inches of
them, they meekishly kicked their leg
up. Mario went flying and red sparks
seemed to come off of him when the
kick landed. Suddenly everything was
isolated. Polkka was alone on the
screen, with a red stripy background.
Bold text appeared under them.

POLKKA, WAKES INTO A CONUNDRUM!!

Polkka was finally revealed in smash.
Finally.