i dont even listen to harry styles.
but the man, harry styles was singing on the stage, with thousands of people screaming and fangirling over him. then.. he did something not so watermelon sugar high his cheeks couldn't squeeze no more..
someone at that 5 star restaraunt put something not so vagina slay in harry's food. which made harry shit every 5 minutes. he had a concert in 2 hours and he was freaking out on what to do.
so he taped his asshole shut.
(fucking british people am i rightt.) Now that wasnt so nice of him to do, it hurt when he walked. but it did the job ig.
he went to stage, singing about watermelons and sugars. everyone screaming and dropping clothes because of him.
Suddenly. the lean monster did something not so slay.
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he ripped the tape off harry's booty hole. with hairs ripping off with it.
Harry screamed like a little girl and cries. screaming a bit too hard, gallons of shit exploding out of his ass. everyone gasped, there was mixes of green, blue, rainbow, brown, black shit.
everyone thought he was doing that flamingo trend on tik tok, so everyone started singing
"BLACK, WHITE, GREEN OR BLUE, SHOW OFF YOUR NATURAL HUE FLAMINGO!!!!!"
harry screamed in pain everyone thought he was happy. he ran off crying poop running down his leg.
