stolen heart (shrek × elmo)

the juicy beginning

Shrek sat at his dinning room table staring out the window looking at his swamp. Shrek glanced back at his wife "Sigh". "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHATS WRONG NOW SHREK, HUH, WHATS WRONG" fiona yelled (shrek and fiona had a huge fight last night about how shrek was always out at the bar and never home to help out with the kids). "HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST SIGHED" shrek yelled back in his sexy ogre accent, " oh you know exactly what i mean you pathetic ogre shit, WHY DID YOU SIGH" fiona yelled in her stern vocie?! "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE FIONA JUST CAUSE I SIGHED THAT DOESNT MEAN IT WAS DIRECTED AT YOU" shrek screamed once again in his super shrexy ogre accent "not everything is about you , you attention seeking whore!" Shrek added on. "AUGHH I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU SHREK, im going to a nearby hotel and im taking the kids, enjoy your free time for the next week shrek" fiona screamed finally and stormed out the door with the kids and a bag of stuff. " ugh whatever i dont need her ive got myself and my sWaMp and thats all i need" shrek mumbled to himself in his shrexy ogre accent. shrek looked outside his window only to realize that the red thing WAS SPEEDING TOWARDS HIS SWAMP AND INTO THE HOUSE. Shrek began to panic when suddenly the door was busted open and fell to the ground " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP" shrek scremed. The red thing slowly walked towards shrek wearing sexy black lingerie, fishnets, and high heel boots he looked deep into shreks eyes and grinned "GET OUTA MAH SWA-" shrek had started to yell but was quickly cut off by the sexy red thing "no no shrek you have been a verry bad boy you need to be punished let me get some of that shrekussy~" "WHAT THE FUCK-" shrek screamed in the most high pitch voice. Elmo pounced on to shrek and dragged his limp sexy fit washboard ab body to the bedroom, elmo turned on the red led lights and pressed shrek up against a wall and began kissing his soft ogre lips. At first shrek was pissed but he quickly changed his mind, elmo began to slip his tongue into shreks mouth and they began to passionately makeout, thier tongues where fighting for dominice but ofc elmo won "you want me?" Elmo whispered into shreks ear "mhmm yes yes i do" shrek whisperd back " then tell me what u want" elmo replied seductively " YOU I WANT YOU BABY UUGGGGGHHHHHHHH" shrek screamed in his sexy girlie ogre voice. Elmo tossed shrek onto the bed and walked over to the night stand sitting beside the bed elmo appeared to be grabbing something *what is that sexy red thing doing?* shrek thought to himself. when elmo whipped out ropes, he seductively walked back to the bed. "You have been bad you need to be punished you bad bad boy" Elmo implied as he began to tie shreks hands to the head board of the bed while he was laying on his back. For a minute elmo hesitated but then he thought *hm if i dont tie his sexy ogre feet to the bed then he might try to close his skinny legs and i need them spread out to both sided of the room* so elmo tied his ogre feet to the bed. Elmo jumped on top of shrek and began to unbutton his shirt the second he got to the last button he ripped off shreks shirt and vest and began to lick his washboard ofre abs "oh- o- ohh- ahh-" shrek was so aroused elmo stioed and look him in the ogre eyes " from now on u speak when i tell u to so u better stay quiet you ogre whore" elmo yelled "ye- yes daddy" shrek whimperd elmo started to make a trail down to where shreks pants where ans he ripped them off revealing his giant hairy shrekussy.