Russia: okay remember the plan we need to deploit 98 bom-
United states: Yo what's poppin
Russia: OH! hey USA
USA: yo
Russia: whatchu doin here
USA: just going around, hanging with my best buddy ukraine
Ukraine: HIYA
ukraine: oh. hello Russia.
Russia: we meet again U k r a i n e
Ukraine: still black listing innocent people?
Russia: still not on the Valid war list?
Ukraine: oh f*ck off
USA: ._.
Russia: our Russian army and troops is alot and we can take you down easily
USA: actually your troops may be alot but not strong, MY troops are very strong yet still lower than yours
Russia: more troops equals victory
USA: I'm not even gonna explain it to you
North Korea: (speaks Korean) *leave Russia alone*
USA: okay can someone translate what he just said
South korea:he said leave Russia alone
South korea: (Speaks korean) *brother why are you on Russia's side??*
North korea: (speaks Korean) *why ARENT you on Russia side*
North K: Russia is the biggest country which means he is our boss
South K: United States is the 3rd biggest yet They are savage they ain't scared of nothing
