A Davesport Fanfic

A nap in the saferoom<3

(So uhhh this is set in DSaF 2. Well, before you proceed, remember my motto: "We're all horny fucks down here!" Anyway enjoy. There might be Smut (Ofc, it's me.😑) and swearing. (This is DSaF, wtf do u expect?) Ok I'll STFU. :)

(Since you'll probably skip the last part, Dave & Jack have hair and you can't stop me.)

~No/3rd P.O.V~
    Jack awoke to his alarm, as usual. He checked the time. '11:45... Great.' Jack thought. He groaned as he got up, not wanting to have to deal with the loud, screaming kids at Freddy Fazbenders. He proceeded to get ready for work and head out. Once he reached the restaurant, he reluctantly went inside. Phone man greeted him with a rushed "Get to work, employee." And ran off. Jack made his way to the saferoom, bracing himself for the childish antics of Dave. He walked in to the saferoom and, of course, Dave was there. "Why hello there, Old Sport." Jack nodded to him, acknowledging him. He walked over to his suit. Just as he was about to put it on, Dave whined. "C'mon, Sportsy, can't we stay and chat for a bit?" Jack rolled his eyes. "Dave, phoney is gonna yell at us if we're not out there doing our jobs."
    Jack stopped and looked at Dave. Dave shook his head disapprovingly. "Alright Old Sport, you made me do this." Jack looked confused. "What do you-" Jack was cut off by Dave picking him up. "What- Dave! Put me down!" Dave smirked at the tangerine. "Nah, I don't think so." Dave walked over to a wall and sat down. Jack huffed at Dave, but made no effort to leave. As time passed, Jack became drowsy. Dave held Jack close. As Dave began to run his fingers through jacks hair, Jack untensed and relaxed. A few moments later, he began to fall asleep.

    When Jack fell asleep, Dave heard fast, angry footsteps. A moment later, phone guy but through the door. "EMPLOYEES! WHY AREN'T YOU-" Dave shot phoney a look that told him "Shut up, or I'll kill you." And gestured at the sleeping bean. Jack shifted, roused by phone-head's yelling. His eyes barely opened as he lifted house head from where it was nuzzled into Dave's chest. Dave guided his head back to his chest and ran his fingers through Sport's hair as he fell back asleep again. Dave lifted his gaze from the orange man and glared at phoney, who in return flinched a little. Phone man cleared his throat and spoke, quietly as to not disturb Jack. "You need to get suited up, employee. There are kiddins to be entertained, y'know." Dave rolled his eyes and spoke quietly. "FUCK the kiddins, phoney. They can drown in the ball pit for all I care." Phone guy was pissed. He wasn't gonna be bossed around by an eggplant man who worked for HIM. Forgetting about the sleeping tangerine and making a terrible mistake in the process, phoney yelled at Dave. "DAVE, YOU ARE GOING TO GET OUT THERE AND ENTERTAIN THOSE KIDS OR YOU'RE FIRED." Jack jolted up, startled by the yelling. He blinked and looked around for a moment before realizing he was sitting in Dave's lap. He blushed lightly and looked at phoney in the doorway. Dave gently moved the orange off of his lap, got up, proceeded to grab phone guy by the collar of his shirt and drag him out of the saferoom, closing the door. Jack, who was still drowsy from having just woke up, heard muffled yelling and what sounded like terrified yelps beyond the saferoom door. Once it stopped, Dave walked back in and sat back down, putting Sport in his lap again. Too tired to question it or care, Jack nuzzled back into Dave's chest and feel back asleep, Dave running his fingers through his hair. They did that for the rest of the day, phoney not interrupting them again.

(Idk tell me if you want a part two I guess, lol.)