Dave stood there watching the red-staind water flow off of his purple form and down the drain
"stupied fuckin' symbole crashing freak" Dave muttered to himself "you try to make one music man egg omelet and suddenly it tries to smash you to bits."
He stepped out of the emergency shower and dried off, muttering to himself all the while. Dave redresed and walked back into the pizzeria spotting Peter fending off music man with a stick.
Dave laughed to himself "Phoney never should have let me talk him into helping me"
He walked over to the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan before walking back. Steven was still at a standstill with the music playing bot as Dave snuck up behind it and brought the pan down onto the thing's head as hard as he could. There was a loud bang as a huge dent formed in the bot's head, it froze for a moment before quickly scurried away.
"that was the stupidest thing you have ever talked me into doing Dave" the phone headed man groand
"That may be true phoney" Dave began as he walked over to a table where he had set down a tray "but at least we got our omelets"
Dave watched as Peter approached, Dave could tell that is he had a face he would be smiling as they grabbed their forks and tried the eggs. He couldn't describe the taste, it was like a normal chicken egg except sweeter.
"this tastes like shit" Dave finally said setting down his plate.
"couldn't have said it better myself" Peter responded grabbing both plates and tossing the food into the trash "well that was... an experience but i have to get back to work, see you later you purple dumbass"
Dave watched as Peter walked towards the security office. The purple man turned around and walked over to the show stage where the animatronics were performing. He watched the robots play their instruments and sing some stupid song about friendship and sharing and whatnot.
Why do these kids always get so excited to see a group of amphomorphic animals sing garbage songs Dave thought to himself
"At least nobody has tried to yiff the fo-"
He was cut off by a loud crash outside the back door, confused Dave walked over to the door and pushed it open slowly seeing half of a rotten pizza that they threw out yesterday laying on the ground next to the dumpster. Dave slowly looked around the dumpster and caught a glimpse of something moldy green slinking around the corner
"What the hell was that?" Dave whispered to himself, slowly sneaking towards where he saw the thing turn the corner "better not be that harry fucker bigfoot again"
Dave peered around the corner and saw something he never thought he would ever see again, a moldy green rabbit suit that years ago had been his tomb. Not only that but he saw that the creature was dragging the body of what looked like a man with a fire ax stuck in his chest.
"No fuckin' way" Dave said has he begain walking towards a warehouse that the rabbit had just walked into.
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MillerTrap set the dead body on the table the he had set up in the middle of the room. the body wouldn't last long, but Henry would have more than enough time. The moldy rabbit reached its hand into the open wound that was left in the corpse after he removed the ax, he focused and felt as pink bolts of electricity coursed through his arm. MillerTrap yelled in pain as what was left of his vision began to fade and smoke flowed out from both his hand and the body of the man on the table.
DaveTrap opened what was left of his eyes as he felt a rush of pain exploded in his head
"Ah fuck" the rabbit muttered in a gravely new york accent as he stood up and wobbled on his unstable legs
"Well hello there w i l l i a m"
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Dave froze in horror behind the crate he was hiding behind and felt his breath catch in his thought after hearing that familiar low voice address his rotting counterpart. Gathering his courage Dave discreetly poked his head out from behind the box and felt heart drop into his stomach, the body of the homeless man was standing straight up with glowing pink eyes and small bolts of pink electricity arcing across his body. Dave saw DaveTrap smile, or at least attempt one before speaking
"It's nice to see you to Henry" Dave almost gasped at hearing his own voice albeit more gravely coming from the decaying rabbit corpse "It was getting a bit cramped in here with your soul crowing up the place"
Henry chuckled lightly at that "please willy, you know I don't have one" He said as he pulled out a box of what looked like spare parts and electronics before beginning to tinker with them "go fetch me another body william, I can not experience any delays when this body decays"
DaveTrap nodded before exiting the warehouse, Dave barely managed to move into a spot where he knew the rabbits maggot eaten eyes would not be able to see him in time before quietly exiting and making his way towards the pizzeria
"going somewhere?" he heard a gravely version of his voice say behind him.
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Hey guys! sorry this chapter took so long to get out, I haven't had any motivation to write for a while. also sorry that this one is a little shorter than the last one, i'm tired and writing is hard. anyways have a great day and
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