Act uno

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Narrator: welcome to y/n's story. This is y/n. She has been abused by her foster parents all her life as her mom, dad, sisters, brothers, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, goldfish, neighbors & mailman died in a villain attack before she was born & she cries herself to sleep every night thinking about how ugly she is even tho she is the prettiest girl to ever live & all the boys who look at her fall in love w/ her. UwU 😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

Y/n: I woke up to hear my abusive aunt screaming at me to get up. I threw on my tight severely undersized UA uniform, making sure to button it up very tight so it wouldn't come undone (but it still did) & walked over to my mirror with my huge double D tities bouncing like nobody's business. I stared at my small, petite, skinny, hourglass 2'1 body, & my red, orange, purple, pink, blue, green, yellow, white, black, gold, silver, aquamarine orbs. I sighed cutely, I'm so ugly. I threw my long, floor length, golden blonde, perfect hair into a messy bun & walked to my school, UA High School.

Narrator: y/n is super OP bc she has every quirk to ever exist. She could destroy the universe if she wanted to & the league of villains is after her because duh 🙄🙄🙄.

Y/n: I got to school & saw the 1-A boys & shinso I have been friends with all of them since childhood. Oh no! They are trying to beat each other up! I need to stop them!

Y/n: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Boys, Boys, please. Please stop fighting! Boys, look at me. T-T-T-T-T-T-This isn't you! What ever happened to the fun & kind boys, the o-o-o-o-o-ones w-w-w-w-w-w-who thought of others, the ones who didn't want to hurt people, the ones we all knew, (quietly) t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-the ones...........I l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-loved

(y/n runs away crying)

Deku: we messed up

Bakugo: ....yeah....

Shoto: we should do something

(Cuts to roof top & y/n getting ready to sing)

Narrator: all alone y/n cries quietly to herself. Little did she know that all the boys, literally ALL THE BOYS WHO GO TO UA HIGH SCHOOL had followed her up to the roof...

Y/n: sings fight song bc I'm too lazy to write it out.

Shiggy: *slow clap* wow what an excellent performance - my poor ears- Sadly I must cut it short (grabs y/n & runs off)

Boys: Y/N!!!!!!!

y/n: *ugly, boorish, nasty scream*

(No cap that shit sounded like an old man & a goat singing a Maria Carey high note - we love Queen Maria Carey)

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